Unlimited Ruby Appreciation Thread

[The Great Pope of OUTSIDE]

Where did the discrodianism evangelism ideas go, and where did this subtopic begin?

I want to hear more ideas, maybe there's one or two I can actually do where I am right now, but I don't have time to read through the whole thread.

[LMNO]

I want to hear more ideas, maybe there's one or two I can actually do where I am right now, but I don't have time

How to evangelize:

1) Be the person you want to be.
2) When people comment on your behavior, blame Eris.

[Ruby]

Aye, blame the woman for the king's bad decision. Fantabulous! IdiotsRUs wants their brain static back.

[BadBeast]

People Who Act Like Everyone's Little Sister.

I never had a little Sister. 

[Ruby]

Apparently, now ya all do.

[Doktor Howl]

Aye, blame the woman for the king's bad decision. Fantabulous! IdiotsRUs wants their brain static back.

"Aye"?  Who the fuck says "Aye"?  I mean, other than pretentious gasbags like yourself.

[Doktor Howl]

People Who Act Like Everyone's Little Sister.

I never had a little Sister. 

You're not missing much.  They're like cats:  Obsessed with grooming themselves, underfoot, and they make a terrible noise when you kick them.

[Ruby]

(Mock agreeing confuses the supposed wise - well noted.)

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Please go back to your home planet and annoy your own people.  I'm sure your village is missing their idiot. 

[Doktor Howl]

It's about fucking time.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

HEY RUBY!!!!

We hate you! GO AWAY!!! 

[Cramulus]

I didn't realize splitting topics was so complex! 

Dok, is the traditional method to split the posts in question to a new thread, then merge that thread with the UNLIMITED LULZ thread?

[Don Coyote]

Perhaps I don't annoy 'everyone'.

Even if you don't annoy everyone here, you annoy a large majority.

You used to annoy me, but now I just pity you. It's like getting mad at the dog you are watching that just shit all over the carpet. Not it's fault that it's owner didn't train it properly.
I suspect you were not properly socialized during crucial developmental stages. So it really isn't you fault that you shit everywhere.

[Doktor Howl]

I didn't realize splitting topics was so complex! 

Dok, is the traditional method to split the posts in question to a new thread, then merge that thread with the UNLIMITED LULZ thread?

Yes.

[Ruby]

Laugh, then, and increase the level of your potential intelligence at my flat-ass expense. All's naughty otherwise. (ie, worthless)