Unlimited Ruby Appreciation Thread

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I texted the #1 son I was hungry, he said he would get food.....  I'm really hoping it isn't a fucking gas station hot dog and chips.  

[Doktor Howl]

I just had some holy sex beef, divine apple pie, and some croutons slathered in ranch dressing. It was a tasty lunch.

  <--- transparent jealousy.

I know you can't the beef, but I still gots pie that needs eating up. You want a slice later?

1/2 slice, please.

[Doktor Howl]

El Whoppo Burger and fries from Bobby T's. Burns so fucking good.

You don't need that shit.

Dude, jalapenos, pepperjack cheese, mushrooms, onions....BURP

Arteries.

[Freeky]

I just had some holy sex beef, divine apple pie, and some croutons slathered in ranch dressing. It was a tasty lunch.

  <--- transparent jealousy.

I know you can't the beef, but I still gots pie that needs eating up. You want a slice later?

1/2 slice, please.

No problem. Also chickens?

[Doktor Howl]

I just had some holy sex beef, divine apple pie, and some croutons slathered in ranch dressing. It was a tasty lunch.

  <--- transparent jealousy.

I know you can't the beef, but I still gots pie that needs eating up. You want a slice later?

1/2 slice, please.

No problem. Also chickens?

Very yes. 

[Freeky]

I just had some holy sex beef, divine apple pie, and some croutons slathered in ranch dressing. It was a tasty lunch.

  <--- transparent jealousy.

I know you can't the beef, but I still gots pie that needs eating up. You want a slice later?

1/2 slice, please.

No problem. Also chickens?

Very yes. 

I'ma feed you up GOOD!

[Jenne]

I texted the #1 son I was hungry, he said he would get food.....  I'm really hoping it isn't a fucking gas station hot dog and chips.  

Text him back and say: no gas wieners n chips

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I texted the #1 son I was hungry, he said he would get food.....  I'm really hoping it isn't a fucking gas station hot dog and chips.  

Text him back and say: no gas wieners n chips

I just got specific and told him to go get me some falafel from the greek place and that will come with their eggplant dip and a couple of grilled pitas and god I'm starving what the fuck is taking him so long????

[Jenne]

I texted the #1 son I was hungry, he said he would get food.....  I'm really hoping it isn't a fucking gas station hot dog and chips.  

Text him back and say: no gas wieners n chips

I just got specific and told him to go get me some falafel from the greek place and that will come with their eggplant dip and a couple of grilled pitas and god I'm starving what the fuck is taking him so long????

...maybe he went to Greece to get it?

Baba ghanoush sounds yummy right now.

[Freeky]

The crap that has accumulated in my rotten tooth smells like shit. Literally.

[Doktor Howl]

The crap that has accumulated in my rotten tooth smells like shit. Literally.

You were supposed to get that dealt with, Freeky.

[Freeky]

The crap that has accumulated in my rotten tooth smells like shit. Literally.

You were supposed to get that dealt with, Freeky.

I hate getting teeth pulled. This next one is going to be even worse, considering how bad the last one was to get out, and this one is even further back.

[Adios]

Cactus and pliers, Dok.

[Ruby]

http://www.pantera.com/

Classy, eh?

[Doktor Howl]

The crap that has accumulated in my rotten tooth smells like shit. Literally.

You were supposed to get that dealt with, Freeky.

I hate getting teeth pulled. This next one is going to be even worse, considering how bad the last one was to get out, and this one is even further back.

The antibodies that the human body generates to combat the staph variant that causes tooth decay can damage your heart.

I kinda like your heart the way it is.