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Unlimited Ruby Appreciation Thread

Started by Ruby, September 24, 2010, 12:33:39 AM

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Ruby

Couldn't resist this one.

Fanaticism abound. Religion pushing hysteria, superstition teaching schizophrenia, and MF fucking up the boards.

Wonders apparently never cease.

So, who understands the symbolism of men being apes/whatever, women being fish/whatever, sex and life being primordial soup, and such?

Also, as for aliens vs. lizards. :lulz: Seriously, someone fling shit and relieve me from this theoretical psychology.

Knock knock

Oh no! It's the Langoleres! (Or, however Steven King spelt his psycho analysis of schizophrenia's beast.)

Really, I am loving it here, can't you tell?

And, where the hell is Ralack so I can continue to drool over this individual. :p
"I think I should warn you that I am, in fact, a librarian."
--Noah Wyle as Flynn, in The Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice

The Johnny

Quote from: Ruby on September 24, 2010, 12:33:39 AM
Couldn't resist this one.

Fanaticism abound. Religion pushing hysteria, superstition teaching schizophrenia, and MF fucking up the boards.

Wonders apparently never cease.

So, who understands the symbolism of men being apes/whatever, women being fish/whatever, sex and life being primordial soup, and such?

Also, as for aliens vs. lizards. :lulz: Seriously, someone fling shit and relieve me from this theoretical psychology.

Knock knock

Oh no! It's the Langoleres! (Or, however Steven King spelt his psycho analysis of schizophrenia's beast.)

Really, I am loving it here, can't you tell?

And, where the hell is Ralack so I can continue to drool over this individual. :p
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:nigel:
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Nephew Twiddleton

This song is awesome. Well, naturally, this band is awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxMb1zT7X70
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Doktor Howl

I ate a huge salad for lunch.

I am going to take a shit the size of Delaware in about 4 hours.
Molon Lube

Jenne

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 06:36:05 PM
I ate a huge salad for lunch.

I am going to take a shit the size of Delaware in about 4 hours.

BTDT, and now my stomach is smaller!  Yay for organs working right!  Swellybelly gets like 10x worse when the vicodin gets ahold and makes the plumbing stop up.  But Activia and constant salad intake have been working wonders.

I WILL NOT TAKE THAT ENEMA!!!  YOU HEAR ME!   WILL NOOOOOTTT!   :argh!:

LMNO

I'm guessing you chose Potato Chips over Rimjobs, yes?

Adios

El Whoppo Burger and fries from Bobby T's. Burns so fucking good.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Charley Brown on September 24, 2010, 06:58:27 PM
El Whoppo Burger and fries from Bobby T's. Burns so fucking good.

:crankey:

You don't need that shit.
Molon Lube

Jenne

Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 24, 2010, 06:58:00 PM
I'm guessing you chose Potato Chips over Rimjobs, yes?

I am married to someone who has...issues...with poop.  Knows that anal bleaching really doesn't  as in DOES NOT get rid of what's down there.  Scrub away, pathogens and the rest of it are still lurking.  Microscopically.

Plus, he grew up where shit flowed down the streets in a river.  Still does, actually.

So no, no rimmies for me...similuated, though.

Jenne

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 06:59:50 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 24, 2010, 06:58:27 PM
El Whoppo Burger and fries from Bobby T's. Burns so fucking good.

:crankey:

You don't need that shit.

Aw, Rog, you live once, yo.  Let the man have his burger.  I'm jealous x 1000 right now.

Freeky

I just had some holy sex beef, divine apple pie, and some croutons slathered in ranch dressing. It was a tasty lunch.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 07:01:13 PM
I just had some holy sex beef, divine apple pie, and some croutons slathered in ranch dressing. It was a tasty lunch.

:argh!:  <--- transparent jealousy.
Molon Lube

Adios

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 06:59:50 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 24, 2010, 06:58:27 PM
El Whoppo Burger and fries from Bobby T's. Burns so fucking good.

:crankey:

You don't need that shit.

Dude, jalapenos, pepperjack cheese, mushrooms, onions....BURP

Freeky

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 07:01:43 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 07:01:13 PM
I just had some holy sex beef, divine apple pie, and some croutons slathered in ranch dressing. It was a tasty lunch.

:argh!:  <--- transparent jealousy.

I know you can't the beef, but I still gots pie that needs eating up. You want a slice later?

Adios

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 07:03:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 07:01:43 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 07:01:13 PM
I just had some holy sex beef, divine apple pie, and some croutons slathered in ranch dressing. It was a tasty lunch.

:argh!:  <--- transparent jealousy.

I know you can't the beef, but I still gots pie that needs eating up. You want a slice later?

Just the pictures of Freekys pies are worth starting a war over.