Unlimited Ruby Appreciation Thread

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Hey Ruby, what are your thoughts on John Major?

[Jenne]

(Okay, granted, I obviously can 'help' being faithful, but I won't change it.)

Doubly stupid and even less modern, eh?

Well, you got that half right, at any rate.

[Jenne]

Can I help it that I am faithful within my marriage and, um, inexperienced to a laughable point? It could be a curse to be so, but it also has put me in a position that I better understand the muslim faith and their culture. What puzzles me is the questionable idiocy of supposed freedom fighters. What are their hidden agendas?

Interesting corollary--being faithful in your marriage : understanding Muslims

Lame, but interesting.

[Triple Zero]

We could offer to troll less for a while if they unban her.

This, maybe.

Isn't this basically giving TCC the idea that somehow they can manage to piss us off on our home turf?

Also isn't it giving way too much credit to Ruby, obnoxious as she may be?

(I know I dont have much right to speak as I havent participated in this troll)

I actually just think it would be damn funny to all go over there, or anywhere else for that matter, as refugees. I'm not talking about a troll. I don't care if it gives "credit" to Ruby or not, because it's irrelevant; Ruby's just the premise for doing something that would probably be pretty funny.

Good enough, it's your party!

[Ruby]

The irony of this is that I get to exercise bitch muscles that in rl I seriously doubt to have. Mentally, I hold down a massive fort. However, physically, eh, well, I have men for that. Because of 'my life' factors, I not only understand Eris, but I have a tremendous appreciation toward 'her'. (That, and in Troy, Brad Pitt was OMFGorsh hotter than spice!)

Chasing the biblical Cain of me? Not at all. Everything about our bible forces us to confront our oppositions and withstand trials of fire... So on and so forth.

Am I a Witchy Bitch? Nah, not yet, nor am I likely ever to be. Ya'll play evil-mean and fuss like pansy-asses over our differences, and my being here, but they are sure to be fewer than one may assume.

No, I don't mind to go ass first, because this insanity is mine, (hence, my reign).

Self-sufficiency does not mean at all that 'we' are not interlinked by complex netting, but rather instead that each of us carry not only our own weight, but also our own consequences, knowing our individual benefits while collectively, it can and should prove unbeatable in comparison.

In the Lanquage of religion, Islamic virgins, and such, mind fucks and psychological enhancement makes more sense than Barney on a quiet morning.

It may be frowned upon that I am here, but seriously, who's getting the friction burn? Apparently, no one more than me. And apprently, we are fucking on cement with me on the bottom.

Drawing a circle, putting on a show, distracting the audiance from real life issues only to call those illusions is how some things have always been. Politicians are puppets behind no curtain, while true science is behind the literal iron curtain.

Internet? A multitude of 'waves' and misidentified fluctuations? The hell's bells, "it's a UFO!" Oh no, that's just the hole in the Ozone theoretics. Global warming, trauma induced earthquakes/tsunamis, etc., etc., etc., these seem to be the very 'demons' that our beloved Hollywood has called upon us. Exorcism? Aye, someone should, perhaps it's gonna take the calling of circus/carnival freaks and geeks, though, to do so.

FFS Some things just have to be said, however incoherantly is a no nevermind.

Die in a fire, indeed, Cain. It'll be your own shit in the end, and if for no other reason, I say so now.

I'm all for kissing and making, um, up, btw.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Ruby, I'm a bit curious. What are your thoughts on Margaret Thatcher?

[Ruby]

Someone said party.

[Cain]

Push button -> recieve bacon watch Ruby splutter in incoherent rage

[Cain]

is she talking about tolerance for bigotry? I don't understand  



ah this is stupid why am I even thinking about it


Ruby's just a kid who wandered into the cafeteria shouting "You're all idiots" and can't understand why she gets nothing but hostility in return.

Rather, she has no frame of reference. She is like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know...

[Doktor Howl]

LMAO. At least I go for ten minutes, DH brags to be for five. As if.

What the hell did that mean?

[Faust]

HI RUBY!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

LMAO. At least I go for ten minutes, DH brags to be for five. As if.

What the hell did that mean?

I think she's under the impression that she poops more efficiently than you.

[Doktor Howl]

Poor Ruby.

We hardly knew her.

[The Great Pope of OUTSIDE]

She's gone? 

And I still didn't get the chance to stuff her in a bottle either! DAMMIT IF I DON'T GET MY THREE WISHES!!!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Fuck, I was going to get more and more obscure in asking about what she thought about particular politicians. I was going to ask about Andropov next and then jump right into Roman consuls from the 4th century BCE....

We'll, there will always be another noob to try that on.