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OK, calling it now: Justin Bieber is a troll

Started by Cain, September 24, 2010, 05:37:00 PM

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Cain

September 24, 2010, 05:37:00 PM
"I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don't understand me" - Justin Bieber

http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/quote-day-i-feel-kurt-cobain-my-generation-justin-bieber49035

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
September 24, 2010, 05:40:22 PM
Fuck, I hope so!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

AFK

#3
September 24, 2010, 05:40:34 PM
Heroin is pretty rough on 14 year olds.  He should get into rehab soon.  
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Adios

#4
September 24, 2010, 05:41:25 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 24, 2010, 05:40:34 PM
Heroin is pretty rough on 14 year olds.  He should get into rehab overdose soon.  

I can't help it, I am a bad person.

East Coast Hustle

#5
September 24, 2010, 05:47:46 PM
let's just hope he takes it to its logical conclusion.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Cain

#6
September 24, 2010, 05:50:02 PM
I was thinking the same.

While we're at it, let's add Ke$ha to the trolling list, for claiming "Blah Blah Blah" (featuring 3OH!3) is a feminist song.  Because I have a hard time believing anything involving 3OH!3 could be classed as feminist in any way, except possibly as a "you're doing it wrong" example.

LMNO

#7
September 24, 2010, 05:50:40 PM
So, Bieber's going to start dating Courtney Love?

Adios

#8
September 24, 2010, 05:51:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 24, 2010, 05:50:40 PM
So, Bieber's going to start dating Courtney Love?

Okay, I only thought I was a bad person.

Dok, proving that I am an amateur.

AFK

#9
September 24, 2010, 05:53:37 PM
Or maybe he's pulling a Michael Jackson and hooking up with Frances Bean. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#10
September 24, 2010, 05:55:18 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 24, 2010, 05:53:37 PM
Or maybe he's pulling a Michael Jackson and hooking up with Frances Bean. 

Isn't Frances Bean like, five years older than Bieber?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Adios

#11
September 24, 2010, 05:56:19 PM
Either of those matches would demand full removal of reproductive organs.

AFK

#12
September 24, 2010, 05:57:55 PM
Yeah probably.  I'm kinda surprised she hasn't launched some kind of entertainment career by now.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#13
September 24, 2010, 05:59:02 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 24, 2010, 05:57:55 PM
Yeah probably.  I'm kinda surprised she hasn't launched some kind of entertainment career by now.

I heard that she wants to be a musician.

God only knows why I know that.  :x
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cain

#14
September 24, 2010, 06:00:20 PM
Also the unholy union those two would produce would have to go through life being called by the last name "Bieber-Bean".

Please, think of the children.
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