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HOLY SHIT! New record

Started by Adios, September 25, 2010, 06:13:36 PM

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Adios

SAN DIEGO – Aroldis Chapman(notes) was summoned from the bullpen one batter too late to make a difference in the game. No matter. The 22-year-old Cincinnati Reds  left-hander made do by making history Friday night, throwing the fastest pitch recorded in a major league game, a 105-mph fastball.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=sh-redspadres092410

The pitch was not a fluke: Chapman threw 25 pitches in his 1 1/3 innings of relief, and every one was at least 100 mph. He didn't throw a slider. He didn't throw a changeup. Why would he?


SOB, you couldn't even see the damn ball!

Jasper

I wouldn't even try to hit it, for fear of dislocating my wrist.

Adios


LMNO

I predict catastrophic shoulder injury by 2013.

AFK

I was gonna say, I see another Tommy John in our midst. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

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