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ATTN those with boobs

Started by the last yatto, September 25, 2010, 11:41:38 AM

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#15
September 26, 2010, 05:15:06 AM
QuoteIn the event of a disaster the wearer can remove it and put one of the cups over their moth to prevent respiratory problems.

Why would I care about saving my moth?
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

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#16
September 26, 2010, 05:24:06 AM
My prediction: Once these start becoming popular, very sad men (like me) will start a biological disasters (or fake one) so they get a chance to smell bras.

"OH NO, SOME BASTARDS SPREADING SWINE FLU, QUICKLY, LEND ME YOUR BRA"
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#17
September 26, 2010, 05:28:11 AM
do bras even have a smell?

*goes to sniff bras*

Lies

#18
September 26, 2010, 05:34:24 AM
Trust me when I say, they may not have much a smell, but there are people who are obsessed with smelling them.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#19
September 26, 2010, 05:38:26 AM
weeeeeiiiird
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