Important Choices

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

THIS THREAD RUINED MY LIFE.

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My vote:

[Triple Zero]

Getting my ass tongued just sounds "UGH." I mean, do you realize what comes out of there?

Do you?

I imagine it's not so bad if you just come out of the shower.
You could really make the same argument for cunnilingus or fellatio, two things most people are fond of.

Babies, and sperm?  They are not really very much like poop. I would not cuddle poop. I would not swallow poop. Would you?

I was thinking urine. But I guess you can throw period blood into the mix as well.

Both of which are sterile. Unlike poop.