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Started by The Great Pope of OUTSIDE, September 27, 2010, 03:44:19 AM

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Dysfunctional Cunt

#15
September 28, 2010, 07:03:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 28, 2010, 06:50:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 28, 2010, 06:04:41 PM
1.  Everyone gets off my planet.

2.  I get to watch everyone get evicted.

3.  A sammich <--- Sorry, Freeky.

Dibs on Mars?

You don't have enough seniority for Mars.   :argh!: 

LMNO

#16
September 28, 2010, 07:03:48 PM
Mars.  Needs.  Women.

Nephew Twiddleton

#17
September 28, 2010, 07:08:10 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 28, 2010, 07:03:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 28, 2010, 06:50:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 28, 2010, 06:04:41 PM
1.  Everyone gets off my planet.

2.  I get to watch everyone get evicted.

3.  A sammich <--- Sorry, Freeky.

Dibs on Mars?

You don't have enough seniority for Mars.   :argh!: 

Since Dok is doing the evicting, his is the authority I am appealing to.

Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 28, 2010, 07:03:48 PM
Mars.  Needs.  Women.

Women are very welcome on a blighted Mars.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

#18
September 28, 2010, 07:33:25 PM
I'm also willing to take Ceres.

Twid,
Trying to get sort of cut for Earth exports.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Jasper

#19
September 28, 2010, 07:42:45 PM
I just realized that if we ever colonize mars, some damn hyena will write "Women are From Mars".  That will be the end of civilization.

PopeTom

#20
September 28, 2010, 07:45:53 PM
Everything that was said about wishes was said by Steve Martin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPVuHP3OXk0
-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

AFK

#21
September 28, 2010, 07:47:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 28, 2010, 07:03:48 PM
Mars.  Needs.  Women.

The colony of women should be set up on the Olympus Mons. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Don Coyote

#22
September 28, 2010, 11:22:35 PM
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Liam Stoat on September 28, 2010, 11:20:20 PM
Hah. Jokes on you:

YOUR ALREADY ON MARS SUCKERS!

So that is where my already got to.

Jasper

#23
September 29, 2010, 01:23:33 AM
Tee hee.

The Great Pope of OUTSIDE

#24
September 29, 2010, 01:35:58 AM
capture it back!  :lol:

Also dibs on Pluto.
There are times when I imagine God laughing until it cries, shouting, "I am going to fuck ALL your minds over, and you're going to pay me for it!"

the last yatto

#25
September 29, 2010, 02:11:27 AM
Dibs on planet x
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

The Great Pope of OUTSIDE

#26
September 29, 2010, 02:23:20 AM
BUDDIES!  :lulz:

Also does anyone else think Planet X is a lame name? There are still lots of cool Greek gods to choose from!
There are times when I imagine God laughing until it cries, shouting, "I am going to fuck ALL your minds over, and you're going to pay me for it!"

Jasper

#27
September 29, 2010, 02:26:34 AM
But it's so... sci fi!

Edit:  Oh yeah, didn't we name that one Eris?

Hmph.  :lol:

The Great Pope of OUTSIDE

#28
September 29, 2010, 03:02:31 AM
Didn't know that. The last time I heard of Planet X, it was in fact called Planet X, lol.

YAY ERIS! Totally wanna move there now! :mrgreen:
There are times when I imagine God laughing until it cries, shouting, "I am going to fuck ALL your minds over, and you're going to pay me for it!"

Nephew Twiddleton

#29
September 29, 2010, 03:34:23 AM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 29, 2010, 03:02:31 AM
Didn't know that. The last time I heard of Planet X, it was in fact called Planet X, lol.

YAY ERIS! Totally wanna move there now! :mrgreen:

No you don't. It's cold as shit. The sun looks like a star from there. That's how far away it is.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS
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