A brief introduction to RI's November Ballot

[Suu]

Question 1: Remove "And Providence Plantations" from the state name as it's believed to have racist connotations.

Question 2: Give millions of dollars to the University of Rhode Island and Rhode Island College so they can build a new chemistry lab and renovate their art center respectively.

Question 3: Millions of dollars in transportation bonds.

Question 4: Open Space recreation bonds...again, millions.



...Well, at least they aren't as asinine as Massachusetts.

[Eater of Clowns]

Question 1: Remove "And Providence Plantations" from the state name as it's believed to have racist connotations.

Question 2: Give millions of dollars to the University of Rhode Island and Rhode Island College so they can build a new chemistry lab and renovate their art center respectively.

Question 3: Millions of dollars in transportation bonds.

Question 4: Open Space recreation bonds...again, millions.



...Well, at least they aren't as asinine as Massachusetts.

Maybe not, but we'll see whose state is asinine enough to vote for them!

[Suu]

Dude...you want to put additional sales tax on liquor and cut your overall sales tax in HALF. WTF?! You just RAISED your damn taxes...and that pissed me off when I would cross the border to buy liquor. So now, you'll lower your sales tax, but keep it high on booze? Screw that, I'm skippin' your state and going to New Hampshire for all my libation needs.

[Eater of Clowns]

You know, I thought it was stupid too, but now that you put it that way it sounds like a lot of fun.  I think it's time for me to practice my Arbitrary Egocentric Draconian policy again.

[Suu]

Against taxing veteran amputees? Lincoln Chafee isn't. Join the group that's setting the record straight by clicking "Like"!

Oh I wish I was kidding.

[Cain]

Forcing veteran amputees to pay taxes?  It'll cost them an arm and a leg.

[Suu]

I'm getting so sick of this bullshit. It makes me almost not want to vote, but I know better. Grr.

Obama is in Providence today, talking up the Italian Gay Jew Failwad Apostate of Providence known as Cicilline...and in a surprising twist, also supporting independent gubernatorial candidate Lincoln Chafee rather than the greasy dago motherfucker former piece of shit who put our damn state into debt while being Treasurer Democrat Frank Caprio...who is being endorsed by Bill Clinton.

Oh, and let's not forget, sucking the state dry of funds...while I'm still clutching my scholarship IOU.