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Started by Prince Glittersnatch III, September 24, 2010, 11:34:39 PM

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Prince Glittersnatch III

I didnt write this.
I wish I did though.

CHAPTER 1

"The wind was blowing dusty over the plains of Wirgina as General Lee looked out upon the succulent fruit that was Washinton DC, right across the river.

"I want that fruit," said Lee angrily!

Calling one of his minions, he said to get his right hand mand Stonewall, a massive man with a heart of stone. He loved to inflict pain on other people, especially defenseless negroe.

"Stoenwall," said Lee, "there are derserters. They must be stopped."

Lee spoke these words softly and deliberately, so the full weight of them could transfer upon Stonewall.

Stonewall laughed an evil laugh, which surprised everyone since he never laughed.

"Do not worry my lord I have a secret weapon that will stop the deserters and the Northern Armies once and for all!"

A shadowy figure stepped out of the shadows, wearing all black except for his belt which was as red as the red river valley. He showed no trace of emotion and was also Japanese.

"Stonewall you fool how dare you bring an inferior into my presence!" shouted Lee, but before he could continue the mysterious man caught him by the throat

"General do not discoarage me; I think I am the superior one here. Remember that." and let him go, with Lee being visible angry and scared at one.

"I hear you have deserters. Well I will kill those deserters, and president Lincoln too. You shall have your kingdom."

"Just do what you have to!" shouted General Lee, wanting peace from this man.

The mysterious man smiled and walked away, and Stonewall smiled and said "He'll get the job done."

Lee stormed off and began drawing up his plan to conquer America...
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Prince Glittersnatch III

CHAPTER 2

It was night, and eveything was silent under the moon.

Everything silent except for one, man running for his life.

This man's name was John Beauville Freedom.

Yeah, he was a soldier once, back when he still believed in fighting for wars and men. And God.
Yeah, he was the greatest rifleman the Condefercy had ever known. But all that didn't mean anything anymore.

Because he knew the truth.

His mine raced back to the days when he discovered just how awful the Confedercy could be. He was marching through with his batallion when he passed by a plantation. John had never seen a plantation before, so he was curious and looked around a bit. What he saw was frightening: plantation owners using other people as slaves. These people looked like anyone else, only their skin was black.

But the slave-owners didn't care at all
They laughed and said "Ha ha ha! Keep on working niggers or else we'll feed you to the pigs!" And one of them whipped a women who then fell.

John welled up with anger "Hey slave-owners! Stop mistreating these workers! Can't you see that these people are like you!?"

The slave-ownders laughed at John "You fool you are in the Condeferacy now, where all black people are scum!"
That man didn't have a chance to continue because John killed him in rage. No one has the right to rule other people. Especially these vermin.


And that was the day John became an outlaw derserter.
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Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
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Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
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Prince Glittersnatch III

CHAPTER 3
John Freedom was running but he didn't know why.

How could he stop the slavery?
There has to be away.

He was running through trees when he heard a branch snap. He stopped, and stopped breathing. Picking up his rifle, he looked around for an enemy. His solder instincts took over.

It was quiet, to quiet. The woods of Gorgia were never this silent. Had they found him at last?

Shouting a challenge and John Beauville Freedom said "I will never accept you our your salvery! Its wrong!"

This noise drew out the mysterious tracker. John Freedom put down his rifle in surprise.

It was an old black man, with a long flowing white beard, and a staff of oak. He looked wizened and powerful, but John's emotions got hold of him.

"Why did you sneak up on me? I am not hear to enslave you, old man!"

The old black man gave John Freedom a queer look and said
"It wasn't that you were looking for me, John Beaville Freedom. It is that I was looking... for you!"

"What do you mean and how do you my name?" angrily asked John Freedom?

I know you are the one my people have been waiting for, John Beauville freedom, or should I say, John Beauville Freedom Moses XXXV."
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Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Prince Glittersnatch III

CHAPTER 4

John stared in awe. Moses had died centuries ago. No descendant of his could be alive.
What do you mean, old man?" said John Freedom. He gasped afterward when the man was done.

The old black man began
"Long ago, my people were the peaceful rulers of this land, which was blessed by the sun-god Rakka Ta. He charged us with being loving our neighbors and being friends to all living things, and blessed us with his love.

But GeneralLee came and enslaved us to build his temples to the dark gods, eons ago. Now he wants to become immortal and ruin America!"

This was all too much for John Freedom. What did it matter to him that General Lee wanted gods? People wanted to be Gods all the time. "whad does this have to do me?" asked himself outloud.

Because Lee knew a propecy that a son of Moses could kill him. That is why Lee killed all the children of Moses long ago, including John's mother, but he had forgotten about it and served with Lee in the army. Now the memories came flodding with tears of sad.

"That is why we need you now John Beauville Freedom Moses XXXV," said the wise man whose name was Freeman. "You can lead our people out of slaves and regain our kingdom!"

John knew it wouldn't be easy but he had no choice. He finally had a reason to fight.
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Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Prince Glittersnatch III

CHAPTER 5

"Freeman" said John Beauville Freedom "I will need to learn the ways of Rakka ta if I am to stand up to General Lee and his armies."

Freeman smiled
"t hat is what I was hoping to here, John Freedom. Let us begin by observing the earth. Rakka Ta teaches us that all our one, and one with Rakka Ta's life-force.

Those who steal lives or enslave others are shameful in the eyes of Rakka Ta-"

"Just like General Lee" said John Freedom.
Freeman nodded, but said nothing.

Meanwhile, Stonewall and General Lee were scheming in Virgina.

"My lord what troubles you?" asks Stonewall.
"It is the trouble of these derserters, Stonewall my faithful servant. how can I appease the dark ones if my own men abandon me?"
He then hit this table with force
"no one will deny me my god hood!"

he then looked to stonewall
"i have wasted enough time. it is time to start sacrificing the negroes."

Stonewall smiled and said to the men "begin the ritual."
Lee laughed evilly as men everywhere started killing the innocent worshippers of Raka Ta. Their cries even reached Freeman, who said that something evil was happening but didnt know what.

Outside Lee's tent, the mysterious man in black looked on. "lee, yo u are such a fool- you don't even know what I'm planning!"
then he started to laugh too, and the moon was covered in clouds.
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Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Prince Glittersnatch III

CHAPTER 6

"Rakka ta forbids the use of guns, as they upset the balance of the life force" Freeman was explaining as he was training John Beauville Freedom hard.

John Freedom was making pogress quickly. He could already summon the life force into energy ballls and fire them at things like trees and other things.

however the training was over when a black man with wounds all over his face and eyes burst through trees sweating.
"Master Freeman!" he yelled.
"Why are you doing here, Jeremiah! we are training!" said Freeman, who was irritated because training needed silence.

"i am sorry, master Freeman, but it has begun! GeneralLee is beginning to sacrifice the children of Raka ta to gain the dark ones powers! I escaped with my life, but the others-"

Freeman looked at horror, and the courage of Rakka Ta welled up in John Beauville Freedom.

"Also we brought the girl since she was almost killed too!" said the man before fainting.

Other men rushed in all wounded, bringing in a wound white woman on a strecher.
"they thought she was one of us," one of the men said then they too fainted.

"This can't go one!" said John Freedom!

"Speak like a true descendant of Moses!" said Freeman.

The woman woke up with brown lustrous eyes.
"Hello, my name is Mariel. My parents were killed by Stonewall as children and I was raised with the children of Rakka Ta. Please help me!"

but just then out of nowhere swooped a deaft shadow, knocking everyone down.
"Is everything ok?" yelled John Freedom!

"Ha ha ha you are so naive and stupid, John Beauville Freedom!" laughed a familiar voice. Standing with two samurai swords was the man in black.
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Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!