List of Vengeance

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Whoa, whoa, whoa...

You think I'm going to make out with/get a blow job from a robot?

You are far too trusting in robotics.

So you didn't? Ahem. Robo-Nun, please give Doktor Blight a kiss. A big, juicy one.

I'm a Doktor. Obviously I'm wearing a face mask. And now I'm running away.

I don't like the pump and dump, but I'll make an exception in this case. Also heading to Vermont. Good luck finding me.

[The Wizard]

And now I'm running away.

Yes, you should be probably be doing that. Otherwise, Robo-Nun will pry off your mask and show you some lovin.

I don't like the pump and dump, but I'll make an exception in this case. Also heading to Vermont. Good luck finding me.

Run and Hide, Doktor, Run and Hide. In the end neither will save you.

[Cainad (dec.)]

As a man of the cloth, a Right Reverend no less, I condemn this senseless violence and waste of human life! What horrors hath ye madmen wrought, and what horrors shall ye madmen yet commit!

Unless I'm one of the secret entries on the list. In which case, Cheerio, Semaj! Always thought you were a good fellow, sorry for any misunderstandings, totally my bad!

*flees into bunker*

I have a friend who I'd very much like you to meet...

If by "meet" you mean "chat with through the video feed I have leading to the outside through the three-foot-thick reinforced concrete walls of my Holy Bunker," then by all means!

Otherwise, I ain't opening this door without some sort of contrived bait tailored specifically to my character's weaknesses which will make the audience groan "what an idiot" once they realize that I've totally fallen for it.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

And now I'm running away.

Yes, you should be probably be doing that. Otherwise, Robo-Nun will pry off your mask and show you some lovin.

I don't like the pump and dump, but I'll make an exception in this case. Also heading to Vermont. Good luck finding me.

Run and Hide, Doktor, Run and Hide. In the end neither will save you.

Whatever dude. My lab and command center are not even in Vermont. That was just a ruse to make you look elsewhere. Unless it is Vermont after all........

New England is basically a big forest made up of small states, bwahahahaha

[The Wizard]

Whatever dude. My lab and command center are not even in Vermont. That was just a ruse to make you look elsewhere. Unless it is Vermont after all........

New England is basically a big forest made up of small states, bwahahahaha

I'll find you. It's just a matter of time.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Whatever dude. My lab and command center are not even in Vermont. That was just a ruse to make you look elsewhere. Unless it is Vermont after all........

New England is basically a big forest made up of small states, bwahahahaha

I'll find you. It's just a matter of time.

*pssssst*

Hey, Semaj! Heeeyy!

Follow the trail of potatoes and get some bloodhounds to track the smell of Guinness.


Sorry Blight, but a guy's gotta look out for Number One, yanno?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Whatever dude. My lab and command center are not even in Vermont. That was just a ruse to make you look elsewhere. Unless it is Vermont after all........

New England is basically a big forest made up of small states, bwahahahaha

I'll find you. It's just a matter of time.

*pssssst*

Hey, Semaj! Heeeyy!

Follow the trail of potatoes and get some bloodhounds to track the smell of Guinness.


Sorry Blight, but a guy's gotta look out for Number One, yanno?

Dude, again, this is New England. There are more Irish people here than in the Sireland

[Remington]

Pfft. You probably don't even know where I live.

I know you live in Alberta, Canada. If you want, I can look deeper.

I'm moving up to Edmonton next year. That's where you live, right?

If so, I smell a Cabal coming on...

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Pfft. You probably don't even know where I live.

I know you live in Alberta, Canada. If you want, I can look deeper.

I'm moving up to Edmonton next year. That's where you live, right?

If so, I smell a Cabal coming on...

Wait... That's right, Semaj is Canadian.



You know what, I'll give you the address to my base.

[The Wizard]

If by "meet" you mean "chat with through the video feed I have leading to the outside through the three-foot-thick reinforced concrete walls of my Holy Bunker," then by all means!

Otherwise, I ain't opening this door without some sort of contrived bait tailored specifically to my character's weaknesses which will make the audience groan "what an idiot" once they realize that I've totally fallen for it.

Ahem, meet my master assassin.



I imagine you two will get along fabulously.

[The Wizard]

I'm moving up to Edmonton next year. That's where you live, right?

If so, I smell a Cabal coming on...

I'm not Canadian. Now, I'm really going to kill you. Slowly.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I'm moving up to Edmonton next year. That's where you live, right?

If so, I smell a Cabal coming on...

I'm not Canadian. Now, I'm really going to kill you. Slowly.

But you look like a Canadian...

[The Wizard]

But you look like a Canadian...

What?

[Doktor Howl]

But you look like a Canadian...

What?

It's the hairdo.

Use it to your advantage.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

But you look like a Canadian...

What?

It's the hairdo.

Use it to your advantage.

I was going to say the coat, but that works too.