Shameless Whoring: Fundraiser for Rapier Academy

[Suu]

My SCA rapier academy REALLY needs to buy some new loaner gear for new people to use, and unfortunately, our Barony can't afford to help us out, so we're selling wristbands like the Livestrong ones for cancer, only these are red, and say, "No shit, there I was!" on them, as well as a couple of jolly rogers and "Clan Sith Booster" on them. Sith being the household. (It actually stands for Strength, Integrity, Truth and Honor....or Sentients Ingesting Tasty Humans.)

If anyone is interested, they're 1 for $3 or 2 or $5. I can probably ship them really cheap, like 75 cents in the US and $1.50 outside the US for up to like...3.

[LMNO]

I don't really need the tchotchke, but would you accept a direct paypal contribution?

[Richter]

These tchotchkes have a variety of uses. 

Their distinct color and design makes them a personal and undeniable mark for the honorabe sport of sewer rat collaring.  Their elasticity allows you to temporarily and firmly strap together two objects, like a bundle of small pipes from a big box home goods store, or a bundle of canes with which to beat your many daily annoyances.

Their uses in millieu of the bedroom are myriad, and need no further elaboration for those of creative bend.

They make a cunning marker for which water bottle is yours, if you are for some reason in a place where a lot of peopel would have water bottles that are all alike.  Seriously, why are you hanging out with those fuckers?  Damn hydrated tossers.  These will help, and no one else's herpes simpelx lips will find their way to wrap around your bottle.

Whatever you choose to do with it, the whole while, the band andriotly observes "No Shit, there I was."  Truly Zen.

[LMNO]

You make a powerfully strong and effective argument Richter, no doubt about it.


However, I really don't need another "thing" right now.  Hence, my offer of a cash donation.

[Suu]

Absolutely.

Paypal same as all of my sales runs before muchitsujo(at)gmail.com

[Richter]

You make a powerfully strong and effective argument Richter, no doubt about it.


However, I really don't need another "thing" right now.  Hence, my offer of a cash donation.

I respect your motivation, I just couldn't resist the setup.

Suu:  I will edit / move / remove that on request if it's no conducive to donations.

[LMNO]

Just sent you ten bucks.  Hope it helps.

[Suu]

Thanks! That's a 1/4 of a mask! 

[The Great Pope of OUTSIDE]

*is poor*

I'm sorry!! Although I'd love to have one of those I have _no money_ except  for college or what must be used for gas to get to work to get more money....for college.

[Doktor Howl]

It actually stands for Strength, Integrity, Truth and Honor....or Sentients Ingesting Tasty Humans.

Or Sordid Ingrates Testing Hard.

[Suu]

It actually stands for Strength, Integrity, Truth and Honor....or Sentients Ingesting Tasty Humans.

Or Sordid Ingrates Testing Hard.

Oooooh...Good one.

[Richter]

Stupid Imbecile!  Think Harder!

[Doktor Howl]

Stupid Imbecile!  Think Harder!

[Suu]

Shithead Incarnations That Huff.

[Richter]

Strapon Inside of Teeth Hits