Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.

[Adios]

It was too damn slow.

[Doktor Howl]

It was too damn slow.

Excuses, excuses.

[Richter]

What posessed you to go so easy on Iason?

Hell, if I was pronouncing him an enemy publicly, I'd make sure everyone knew about that other thing he did.  

You know, the one that made Larry Flint and Noam Chomsky puke.

[Doktor Howl]

Cainad:  Spells his name wrong just to piss me off.

Dancing Pickle:  Libertarian.

Vexation:  Vexes me, gets pissy at me for being pissy.

Peleus:  Secretly lives in Portland.

Vartox:  Has a better avatar than I do.

Badbeast:  Anarchist.  Also quotes bad music.  Should be exiled to the Isle of Wight.

Thurnez:  IRC junkie, never stops in to say hello.

Risus:  Named himself after a candy bar.

Roaring Biscuit:  Calls soccer "football".

Rumckle:  Came up with a better cabal name than I did.

Bones:  Lives upside down.  Just to show off.

Lysergic:  See Bones.  Fucking kangaroos.

EOT:  Dropped out of character this morning.

Telarus:  Is too fucking nice all the time.

Lord Glittersnatch:  Isn't too fucking nice all the time.

More to follow.

[Doktor Howl]

What posessed you to go so easy on Iason?

Hell, if I was pronouncing him an enemy publicly, I'd make sure everyone knew about that other thing he did.  

You know, the one that made Larry Flint and Noam Chomsky puke.

I figured that would just be gilding the lilly.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

I'd fight back, Dok, but I'm all out of hate.

[Doktor Howl]

Madigan the Nubulous:  Is too nubulous.

Igor:  Never posts.

Jerry Frankster:  Never posts.

Durivan:  Never posts.

Hoopla:  Abandoned us when we needed him the most.

HaggisFY:  Never posts.

Guido Finnuci:  Ran away years ago, never said goodbye.

Ephrim:  Got eaten by Polacks.

Lauren:  Banned me for being "too chaotic".  No shit.

StormcrowUK:  Killed the funniest joke I ever started, before it properly got started.

Reverend Thwack:  Not sure I can do this humorously.  Backstabbing tard.

Roo:  Never posts.

Alty:  Lives on the moon, apparently.

More to follow.

[Aries Gurl]

This is one giant list and it's growing exponentially. Should I be scared? I'm not sure if I should laugh, cry, or just post more Pics of Poo.

[Phox]

This is one giant list and it's growing exponentially. Should I be scared? I'm not sure if I should laugh, cry, or just post more Pics of Poo.

Yes.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Usually, hate, like love, can only stretch so far. Introduce too many objects of it, and it gets spread thin until it's eventually not there at all.

Dok's hate, on the other hand, is magnified by every person on this list. I've experienced it. It's terrible. I don't know how he does it, though. Must be all the mad science.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Dok's hate is so high, you can't get over it. So low, you can't get under it...

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Dok's hate is so high, you can't get over it. So low, you can't get under it...

And It's never gonna..


oh nm.

[Doktor Howl]

I'd fight back, Dok, but I'm all out of hate.

Hate is not a finite thing.

[Eater of Clowns]

Oh come now Dok, some of these secret enemies aren't even real.

I mean, what the hell is a "Cainad."

[Doktor Howl]

Oh come now Dok, some of these secret enemies aren't even real.

I mean, what the hell is a "Cainad."

That's what I asked him.  He hasn't given me a straight answer.

But that doesn't excuse your poor parking.