EoC's World of Dispatching

[Jenne]

  Latest page of this thread = Golden!

[Eater of Clowns]

"Hi, I wanted to know what the webpage was for the visitor's form."

"Sure, that's B-C-S-O-DASH-M-A-DOT-ORG."

"Is that an upper case dash or a lower case dash."

" "

[Eater of Clowns]

No matter how many times it happens, and it happened again today, I will never stop finding it funny when somebody with an active warrant shows up to our jail to bail somebody out.

Every single time I just want to run downstairs, approach them like a pushy reporter, and say "Excuse me!  Excuse me, sir!  Did you honestly expect to not get arrested?"

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

No matter how many times it happens, and it happened again today, I will never stop finding it funny when somebody with an active warrant shows up to our jail to bail somebody out.

Every single time I just want to run downstairs, approach them like a pushy reporter, and say "Excuse me!  Excuse me, sir!  Did you honestly expect to not get arrested?"

[Eater of Clowns]

Okay this one was just

The K9 officer was getting a girl's information.  She gives us the name and date of birth - it comes back with a warrant, of course.

The girl gets arrested.  She's booked in, she's transferred to our holding cells in another city, and approximately two hours later TOLD US THAT THE NAME SHE GAVE US WASN'T EVEN HERS.  She gave us her friend's info and got arrested for it.  Then she gave us her own information, it all checks out, she wasn't lying about it this time, and now there's nothing to hold her on.

Also, log entry of the night "K9 reports that the female he arrested is upset about being arrested."

[Freeky]

Also, log entry of the night "K9 reports that the female he arrested is upset about being arrested."

[Eve Hill]

 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh my god. That's CLASSIC. 

[Cain]

When attempting to be someone else, choose the friend least likely to have an outstanding warrant on them.

[Jenne]

When attempting to be someone else, choose the friend least likely to have an outstanding warrant on them.

THIS.  Or at least KNOW your friends well enough to know if that's a possibility.  Tho, if she's giving the dob, she knows ENOUGH to be able to SURMISE, at least...

[Eater of Clowns]

Okay this one was just

The K9 officer was getting a girl's information.  She gives us the name and date of birth - it comes back with a warrant, of course.

The girl gets arrested.  She's booked in, she's transferred to our holding cells in another city, and approximately two hours later TOLD US THAT THE NAME SHE GAVE US WASN'T EVEN HERS.  She gave us her friend's info and got arrested for it.  Then she gave us her own information, it all checks out, she wasn't lying about it this time, and now there's nothing to hold her on.

Also, log entry of the night "K9 reports that the female he arrested is upset about being arrested."

Things have not gone well for this girl since that day.  She now has 11 active warrants to her name.

[Eater of Clowns]

"Hello this is Attorney Jake Williams.  You're holding my client illegally."

"Okay."

"Paperwork was faxed over to Jon Travers explaining the warrant you're holding him on has been dismissed.  They said that he's gone for the day and they're trying to get a hold of him."

"That's correct, we are."

"Well how do you intend to get in touch with him if he's gone for the day?"

"Um.  The telephone."

"Well the paperwork should be in his office."

"Alright.  Do you have the keys to your boss' office?"

"Well no, is it locked?"

"This is a jail.  We tend to lock things."

[Eater of Clowns]

I just patched a call to the hospital where the man being transported was assaulted with an unknown object.

He is now missing most of his upper lip, almost up to his nose.

[Suu]

I just patched a call to the hospital where the man being transported was assaulted with an unknown object.

He is now missing most of his upper lip, almost up to his nose.

New Bedford. FTW.

[Eater of Clowns]

I just patched a call to the hospital where the man being transported was assaulted with an unknown object.

He is now missing most of his upper lip, almost up to his nose.

New Bedford. FTW.

As though to provide perfect contrast, the next patch was a kid who had a charlie horse.