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Started by The Great Pope of OUTSIDE, October 01, 2010, 12:05:07 AM

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The Great Pope of OUTSIDE

October 01, 2010, 12:05:07 AM
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There are times when I imagine God laughing until it cries, shouting, "I am going to fuck ALL your minds over, and you're going to pay me for it!"

Nephew Twiddleton

#1
October 01, 2010, 05:18:03 AM
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Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Jasper

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October 01, 2010, 05:21:43 AM



The Johnny

#3
October 01, 2010, 05:25:19 AM
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Jasper

#4
October 01, 2010, 05:26:30 AM
Don't you weird south american types have possums?

AFK

#5
October 01, 2010, 05:27:12 AM
I believe that is a roadkill possum.

ALSO

This is how The Lamanite orders take-out.  

RWHN,
Yes, if you joined sometime after 2007 you are not going to get that joke.  Life sucks.  
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Nephew Twiddleton

#6
October 01, 2010, 05:31:28 AM Last Edit: October 01, 2010, 05:34:11 AM by Doktor Blight
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 01, 2010, 05:27:12 AM
I believe that is a roadkill possum.

ALSO

This is how The Lamanite orders take-out.  

RWHN,
Yes, if you joined sometime after 2007 you are not going to get that joke.  Life sucks.  

Or, you know, if you can't be arsed to read the infamous troll threads.

Blight,
Joined 2010, knows who the Lamanite is.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Jasper

#7
October 01, 2010, 05:32:40 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 01, 2010, 05:27:12 AM
I believe that is a roadkill possum.

ALSO

This is how The Lamanite orders take-out. 

RWHN,
Yes, if you joined sometime after 2007 you are not going to get that joke.  Life sucks. 

Oh yeah, him.

:lulz:

Payne

#8
October 01, 2010, 08:23:48 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 01, 2010, 05:27:12 AM
I believe that is a roadkill possum.

ALSO

This is how The Lamanite orders take-out.  

RWHN,
Yes, if you joined sometime after 2007 you are not going to get that joke.  Life sucks.  

:lulz:

Kai

#9
October 01, 2010, 11:44:20 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 01, 2010, 05:27:12 AM
I believe that is a roadkill possum.

ALSO

This is how The Lamanite orders take-out.  

RWHN,
Yes, if you joined sometime after 2007 you are not going to get that joke.  Life sucks.  

:lulz:
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

LMNO

#10
October 01, 2010, 01:34:18 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 01, 2010, 05:27:12 AM
I believe that is a roadkill possum.

ALSO

This is how The Lamanite orders take-out.  

RWHN,
Yes, if you joined sometime after 2007 you are not going to get that joke.  Life sucks.  

:potd:

Lies

#11
October 01, 2010, 02:01:29 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 01, 2010, 05:27:12 AM
I believe that is a roadkill possum.

ALSO

This is how The Lamanite orders take-out.  

RWHN,
Yes, if you joined sometime after 2007 you are not going to get that joke.  Life sucks.  

I joined in 2006 and I don't get it. :?
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

LMNO

#12
October 01, 2010, 02:04:27 PM

Lies

#13
October 01, 2010, 02:14:50 PM
Oh right. I remember that. Just not very well.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Cain

#14
October 01, 2010, 02:43:00 PM
Ironically, I think JohNyx was referencing another old event, the "missing cat" posters we did, which had the picture of a possum on it.
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