Hey, you.

[Doktor Howl]

The tourism brochure said I could.  It also said I could fill your shoes after I was done.

I didn't though.  We must show some restraint, after all.

That was no tourism brochure.  That was the menu from the Meetrack, you degenerate!

WAIT

Do they serve... "food"... at the Meetrack?

Yes.  You didn't notice the kitchen?  It was right across from where we were first sitting (inside), next to the giant tree root sculpture thingie.

[Adios]

MAKE ME!

Okay.

YOU'LL HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

I can do that.  Your peripheral vision sucks.

What, just because I wear glasses? I'll have you know that the blurriness has only upped my reflexes. So there.

And the plastered bugs on my windshield have caused me to drive faster.

Yeah, I've noticed.

That might explain the eeeeeeeeeeeeee noise you and Nurse Enabler are always making.

Look, I don't NEED a windshield.  I drive by the force.

I guess that's better than the braile method.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Cut that shit out.  This instant.

It was just lying there.

So you just HAD to accidentally the whole thing.

Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus and temporarily blinded me with ummmmm  science  

And that is my story and I'm sticking to it!

IT WAS FOR THE SCIENCE!!!

There is no "the" before SCIENCE.  Your argument is invalid.

Well damn, I guess I will have to take my punishment..... 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The tourism brochure said I could.  It also said I could fill your shoes after I was done.

I didn't though.  We must show some restraint, after all.

That was no tourism brochure.  That was the menu from the Meetrack, you degenerate!

WAIT

Do they serve... "food"... at the Meetrack?

Yes.  You didn't notice the kitchen?  It was right across from where we were first sitting (inside), next to the giant tree root sculpture thingie.

Oh yeah, that.

Shit.

Now I need to go back and eat there. Next year...

[Freeky]

The tourism brochure said I could.  It also said I could fill your shoes after I was done.

I didn't though.  We must show some restraint, after all.

That was no tourism brochure.  That was the menu from the Meetrack, you degenerate!

WAIT

Do they serve... "food"... at the Meetrack?

Yes.  You didn't notice the kitchen?  It was right across from where we were first sitting (inside), next to the giant tree root sculpture thingie.

Oh yeah, that.

Shit.

Now I need to go back and eat there. Next year...

HOORAY!

[Doktor Howl]

The tourism brochure said I could.  It also said I could fill your shoes after I was done.

I didn't though.  We must show some restraint, after all.

That was no tourism brochure.  That was the menu from the Meetrack, you degenerate!

WAIT

Do they serve... "food"... at the Meetrack?

Yes.  You didn't notice the kitchen?  It was right across from where we were first sitting (inside), next to the giant tree root sculpture thingie.

Oh yeah, that.

Shit.

Now I need to go back and eat there. Next year...

YES.

If you don't, Ima nude Portland.  And then tell everyone you invited me.

[Richter]

The tourism brochure said I could.  It also said I could fill your shoes after I was done.

I didn't though.  We must show some restraint, after all.

That was no tourism brochure.  That was the menu from the Meetrack, you degenerate!

WAIT

Do they serve... "food"... at the Meetrack?

Yes.  You didn't notice the kitchen?  It was right across from where we were first sitting (inside), next to the giant tree root sculpture thingie.

Is was a truly novel take on the hibachi cooking.  I suppose I was a bit gullible about the "patrol car shaped urinal" though.

[Doktor Howl]

The tourism brochure said I could.  It also said I could fill your shoes after I was done.

I didn't though.  We must show some restraint, after all.

That was no tourism brochure.  That was the menu from the Meetrack, you degenerate!

WAIT

Do they serve... "food"... at the Meetrack?

Yes.  You didn't notice the kitchen?  It was right across from where we were first sitting (inside), next to the giant tree root sculpture thingie.

Is was a truly novel take on the hibachi cooking.  I suppose I was a bit gullible about the "patrol car shaped urinal" though.

[LMNO]

Cut that shit out.  This instant.

It was on fire when I got here.  Honest.

[Doktor Howl]

Cut that shit out.  This instant.

It was on fire when I got here.  Honest.

That doesn't mean you have to fart on it.

[Nast]

I'll stop when I'm dead!

Those bastards will have to drag me out kicking and screaming!

[Doktor Howl]

I'll stop when I'm dead!

Those bastards will have to drag me out kicking and screaming!

THAT.

CAN.

BE.

ARRANGED!

[Nast]

THEY ALL LAUGHED AT ME AT THE SCIENCE ACADEMY, THEY ALL SAID I WAS MAD

BUT WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?

HA HA, HA HA HA, HA!

*cough*

[Richter]

Fine points of the business: NEVER cackle downwind of your own conflaguration.

[Juana]

Whhhy?