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#30
October 01, 2010, 05:49:24 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 01, 2010, 05:48:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:44:05 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 01, 2010, 05:40:05 PM
The tourism brochure said I could.  It also said I could fill your shoes after I was done.

I didn't though.  We must show some restraint, after all.

That was no tourism brochure.  That was the menu from the Meetrack, you degenerate!

WAIT

Do they serve... "food"... at the Meetrack?

Yes.  You didn't notice the kitchen?  It was right across from where we were first sitting (inside), next to the giant tree root sculpture thingie.
Molon Lube

Adios

#31
October 01, 2010, 05:51:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:48:38 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 01, 2010, 05:46:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:45:09 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 01, 2010, 05:42:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:37:01 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 01, 2010, 05:36:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:35:47 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 01, 2010, 05:32:09 PM
MAKE ME!

Okay.

YOU'LL HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

I can do that.  Your peripheral vision sucks.

What, just because I wear glasses? I'll have you know that the blurriness has only upped my reflexes. So there.

And the plastered bugs on my windshield have caused me to drive faster.

Yeah, I've noticed.

That might explain the eeeeeeeeeeeeee noise you and Nurse Enabler are always making.

Look, I don't NEED a windshield.  I drive by the force.


:lulz:

I guess that's better than the braile method.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#32
October 01, 2010, 05:55:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:45:51 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on October 01, 2010, 05:42:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:35:35 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on October 01, 2010, 05:32:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:21:07 PM
Cut that shit out.  This instant.

:oops:

It was just lying there.

So you just HAD to accidentally the whole thing.

Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus and temporarily blinded me with ummmmm  science  :lulz:

And that is my story and I'm sticking to it!

IT WAS FOR THE SCIENCE!!!

There is no "the" before SCIENCE.  Your argument is invalid.

Well damn, I guess I will have to take my punishment..... 

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#33
October 01, 2010, 05:57:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:49:24 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 01, 2010, 05:48:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:44:05 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 01, 2010, 05:40:05 PM
The tourism brochure said I could.  It also said I could fill your shoes after I was done.

I didn't though.  We must show some restraint, after all.

That was no tourism brochure.  That was the menu from the Meetrack, you degenerate!

WAIT

Do they serve... "food"... at the Meetrack?

Yes.  You didn't notice the kitchen?  It was right across from where we were first sitting (inside), next to the giant tree root sculpture thingie.

Oh yeah, that.

Shit.

Now I need to go back and eat there. Next year...
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#34
October 01, 2010, 05:57:51 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 01, 2010, 05:57:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:49:24 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 01, 2010, 05:48:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:44:05 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 01, 2010, 05:40:05 PM
The tourism brochure said I could.  It also said I could fill your shoes after I was done.

I didn't though.  We must show some restraint, after all.

That was no tourism brochure.  That was the menu from the Meetrack, you degenerate!

WAIT

Do they serve... "food"... at the Meetrack?

Yes.  You didn't notice the kitchen?  It was right across from where we were first sitting (inside), next to the giant tree root sculpture thingie.

Oh yeah, that.

Shit.

Now I need to go back and eat there. Next year...

HOORAY!

Doktor Howl

#35
October 01, 2010, 06:00:36 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 01, 2010, 05:57:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:49:24 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 01, 2010, 05:48:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:44:05 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 01, 2010, 05:40:05 PM
The tourism brochure said I could.  It also said I could fill your shoes after I was done.

I didn't though.  We must show some restraint, after all.

That was no tourism brochure.  That was the menu from the Meetrack, you degenerate!

WAIT

Do they serve... "food"... at the Meetrack?

Yes.  You didn't notice the kitchen?  It was right across from where we were first sitting (inside), next to the giant tree root sculpture thingie.

Oh yeah, that.

Shit.

Now I need to go back and eat there. Next year...

YES.

If you don't, Ima nude Portland.  And then tell everyone you invited me.
Molon Lube

Richter

#36
October 01, 2010, 06:01:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:49:24 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 01, 2010, 05:48:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:44:05 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 01, 2010, 05:40:05 PM
The tourism brochure said I could.  It also said I could fill your shoes after I was done.

I didn't though.  We must show some restraint, after all.

That was no tourism brochure.  That was the menu from the Meetrack, you degenerate!

WAIT

Do they serve... "food"... at the Meetrack?

Yes.  You didn't notice the kitchen?  It was right across from where we were first sitting (inside), next to the giant tree root sculpture thingie.

Is was a truly novel take on the hibachi cooking.  I suppose I was a bit gullible about the "patrol car shaped urinal" though.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Doktor Howl

#37
October 01, 2010, 06:05:06 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 01, 2010, 06:01:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:49:24 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 01, 2010, 05:48:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:44:05 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 01, 2010, 05:40:05 PM
The tourism brochure said I could.  It also said I could fill your shoes after I was done.

I didn't though.  We must show some restraint, after all.

That was no tourism brochure.  That was the menu from the Meetrack, you degenerate!

WAIT

Do they serve... "food"... at the Meetrack?

Yes.  You didn't notice the kitchen?  It was right across from where we were first sitting (inside), next to the giant tree root sculpture thingie.

Is was a truly novel take on the hibachi cooking.  I suppose I was a bit gullible about the "patrol car shaped urinal" though.

:lulz:
Molon Lube

LMNO

#38
October 01, 2010, 07:04:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:21:07 PM
Cut that shit out.  This instant.

It was on fire when I got here.  Honest.

Doktor Howl

#39
October 01, 2010, 07:05:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 01, 2010, 07:04:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:21:07 PM
Cut that shit out.  This instant.

It was on fire when I got here.  Honest.

That doesn't mean you have to fart on it.
Molon Lube

Nast

#40
October 01, 2010, 07:09:13 PM
I'll stop when I'm dead!

Those bastards will have to drag me out kicking and screaming!
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Doktor Howl

#41
October 01, 2010, 07:09:42 PM
Quote from: Nast on October 01, 2010, 07:09:13 PM
I'll stop when I'm dead!

Those bastards will have to drag me out kicking and screaming!

THAT.

CAN.

BE.

ARRANGED!
Molon Lube

Nast

#42
October 01, 2010, 07:11:50 PM
THEY ALL LAUGHED AT ME AT THE SCIENCE ACADEMY, THEY ALL SAID I WAS MAD

BUT WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?

HA HA, HA HA HA, HA!

*cough*
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Richter

#43
October 01, 2010, 07:22:48 PM
Fine points of the business: NEVER cackle downwind of your own conflaguration.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Juana

#44
October 01, 2010, 09:47:37 PM
:( Whhhy?
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."
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