think before you vote

[tyrannosaurus vex]

bullshit rants for the political season. like a flier in internet format. mostly democratic, but whatever.

http://thinkbeforeyouvote.us

i still need rants for IMMIGRATION and DEFENSE, mainly because i haven't decided what i think about those subjects yet.

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Well done. I like them.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

The format of the site is wrong, I've decided. 2 problems: one, too much blah blah blah, not enough bumper-stickerisms. so i made these:







They need to be a bit smaller. Also, it isn't FUCK BOTH OF 'EM enough. Anyone have any ideas for short statements like these that:

1. Speak directly to current hot-button issues
2. Make fun of people for assuming the bullshit they hear is true
3. Are terse enough to fit on a stupid bumper sticker or button

?

[Adios]

Has your wallet been YES WE CANNED yet?

[Adios]

Or replace wallet with internet.