As Dok howl has declared me an enemy cus I "live upside down just to show off"

[Cramulus]

LYS

HOW DARE YOU

HOW DARE YOU

YOU SHOULD BE BEATEN WITH FIRE DICKS!!!!!

[AFK]

Now, if you figure out how to post in smell-o-vision, that would definitely be impressive.  And also potentially offensive.

[Cramulus]

I AM PREEMPTIVELY UNIMPRESSED

[AFK]

THATS CAUSE YOUR A NORTH EAST ELITIST!!!

[Phox]

having read through the entirety of this thread, I would like to amend my previous statement:

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Dude, Lys, why are you freaking out?

If you post in a way that's not conducive to communication when you've already proven you can post in a way that's conducive, why expect people to not go "What? STUPID gimmick, fuck off."?

At least, unless you explain your premise up front.

Just FYI, that video has been making the rounds of middle-aged craft ladies for the last two years, and I think Cram posted it here just a few weeks ago. So I didn't want it on my page and didn't have time to respond to you on FB, because I was busy working.

I think you are perfectly all right, when you are not restricting your posting to gimmicky crap and smarmy attempts to "help people" who are fine.

[Lies]

Dude, Lys, why are you freaking out?

If you post in a way that's not conducive to communication when you've already proven you can post in a way that's conducive, why expect people to not go "What? STUPID gimmick, fuck off."?

At least, unless you explain your premise up front.

Just FYI, that video has been making the rounds of middle-aged craft ladies for the last two years, and I think Cram posted it here just a few weeks ago. So I didn't want it on my page and didn't have time to respond to you on FB, because I was busy working.

I think you are perfectly all right, when you are not restricting your posting to gimmicky crap and smarmy attempts to "help people" who are fine.

Well fuck why didn't you say so.
Sheesh, here I was thinking you have some sort of fucking agenda against me for nothing.
I dunno, you should know that pledging around here is pretty much the ultimate of insults when it comes to the way things are conducted around here, and as I said, if you didn't like what I was doing, I was containing it to one thread anyway so I wouldn't go fucking up the rest of the board.
I just wanted to have a bit of fun, and I was expecting people to not find it very amusing or ungimmicky, I just wasn't expecting such venom from the likes as you.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I didn't say so because I'm not going to engage in discourse with someone who is posting everything upside-down, backward, or in code, nor am I going to read any such posts because they demonstrate a lack of interest in actual communication. You know the phrase "bending over backwards"? I'm not going to do it.

I will not acknowledge or respond to any posts on my Facebook wall that relate to a dispute here; what happens on PD stays on PD, and I won't have people mucking up my personal life with it. Use the PM function HERE if you don't want to post something coherent publicly.

Venom? I don't think "What is this stupid shit?" followed by ignoring everything you post upside-down is venomous. Irate, sure. As far as it being contained to one thread, I saw two or three such threads, and figured it was probably your new thing, like only posting pictures. You also have a history of doing annoying gimmicky shit, which means that if you want to play a fun game, you may be required to do a little more set-up and explanation than most people; that's a natural consequence.

Lessons?

1. Don't expect people to bend over backward to play your games.
2. Trying to "enlighten" people other than yourself will always fail.

[Doktor Howl]

I mean.... you're trying to piss off Dok Howl (for no real reason), get pissed when other people get pissed off or take jabs at you (for no real reason), and then there is whole buncha drama and CAPS LOCKS and butthurt when it doesn't happen like you thought it should.

If this was all meant to be a joke, I think the original joke went missing when you openly said you were going out of your way to piss off Teh Dok, and him only.

The rapid descent of this thread into ridiculous failure is just to funny for me to NOT laugh.

It's not *really* meant to piss him off any more then declaring me an enemy and writing a weak reason for it pisses me off.
It wasn't *really* meant to piss off anyone *really*.
Just enough to be annoying, but bearable. But apparently what I did is unbearable and just not right and has no place in discordian society.

Fuck you all if you can't take a joke.
And the butthurt comes from fact that I'm being fucked around by a person I have a lot of respect for, and I'm just sick of the way she's been treating me lately when I've never done anything towards her that warrants it.

Um, that thread was a fucking JOKE, Lys.  A joke.  You think I consider everyone in that thread an enemy?  It's the whole fucking list of regular users.

And out of everyone, you and Lord Glitterspag took it as an insult.

Are you chewing paint chips or something?

[Lies]

I mean.... you're trying to piss off Dok Howl (for no real reason), get pissed when other people get pissed off or take jabs at you (for no real reason), and then there is whole buncha drama and CAPS LOCKS and butthurt when it doesn't happen like you thought it should.

If this was all meant to be a joke, I think the original joke went missing when you openly said you were going out of your way to piss off Teh Dok, and him only.

The rapid descent of this thread into ridiculous failure is just to funny for me to NOT laugh.

It's not *really* meant to piss him off any more then declaring me an enemy and writing a weak reason for it pisses me off.
It wasn't *really* meant to piss off anyone *really*.
Just enough to be annoying, but bearable. But apparently what I did is unbearable and just not right and has no place in discordian society.

Fuck you all if you can't take a joke.
And the butthurt comes from fact that I'm being fucked around by a person I have a lot of respect for, and I'm just sick of the way she's been treating me lately when I've never done anything towards her that warrants it.

Um, that thread was a fucking JOKE, Lys.  A joke.  You think I consider everyone in that thread an enemy?  It's the whole fucking list of regular users.

And out of everyone, you and Lord Glitterspag took it as an insult.

Are you chewing paint chips or something?

Yes, I know it was a joke. So was this thread. At least, it was meant to be.

[Doktor Howl]

It's not *really* meant to piss him off any more then declaring me an enemy and writing a weak reason for it pisses me off.

You wanted a strong reason?

[Lies]

It's not *really* meant to piss him off any more then declaring me an enemy and writing a weak reason for it pisses me off.

You wanted a strong reason?

Not really. That was my point. I knew you were joking, I decided to extend on the joke. Sheesh.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It's not *really* meant to piss him off any more then declaring me an enemy and writing a weak reason for it pisses me off.

You wanted a strong reason?

Not really. That was my point. I knew you were joking, I decided to extend on the joke. Sheesh.

Your joke flopped.

Bummer.

Probably the best thing you can do is stop defending it, move on, and have a good time.

[Lies]

It's not *really* meant to piss him off any more then declaring me an enemy and writing a weak reason for it pisses me off.

You wanted a strong reason?

Not really. That was my point. I knew you were joking, I decided to extend on the joke. Sheesh.

Your joke flopped.

Bummer.

Probably the best thing you can do is stop defending it, move on, and have a good time.

Yes, I'm over it, don't worry. I've got better things to worry about than a joke going upside down.

[Jasper]