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Started by Doktor Howl, October 04, 2010, 04:53:16 AM

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Doktor Howl

October 04, 2010, 04:53:16 AM
Get off the ceiling, jackass.

This is why you vegamite-snarfing fuckers can't be allowed around decent folk.
Molon Lube

the last yatto

#1
October 04, 2010, 04:56:50 AM
Hip to be square?
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Doktor Howl

#2
October 04, 2010, 04:57:26 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on October 04, 2010, 04:56:50 AM
Hip to be square?

No, Lionel Richie.
Molon Lube

Lies

#3
October 04, 2010, 05:00:00 AM
You don't understand! I'm so fucking high up here!
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Doktor Howl

#4
October 04, 2010, 05:01:45 AM
Quote from: ɔıƃɹǝsʎ˥ on October 04, 2010, 05:00:00 AM
You don't understand! I'm so fucking high up here!

I
CAN'T
SPELL
YOU!
Molon Lube

Lies

#5
October 04, 2010, 05:26:49 AM
Aw all right fine... but you owe me seashells damn it!  :argh!:
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#6
October 04, 2010, 05:45:11 AM
I WANT TO SIT ON THE CEILING!!!! HOW DO I GET UP THERE

Lies

#7
October 04, 2010, 05:50:14 AM
Quote from: ☂ Kim Jong Fred ☂ on October 04, 2010, 05:45:11 AM
I WANT TO SIT ON THE CEILING!!!! HOW DO I GET UP THERE

Fairy dust and happy thoughts
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Don Coyote

#8
October 04, 2010, 05:56:39 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on October 04, 2010, 05:50:14 AM
Quote from: ☂ Kim Jong Fred ☂ on October 04, 2010, 05:45:11 AM
I WANT TO SIT ON THE CEILING!!!! HOW DO I GET UP THERE

Fairy dust and happy thoughts

You have to be gay?

Lies

#9
October 04, 2010, 05:58:32 AM
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Don Coyote

#10
October 04, 2010, 06:04:39 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on October 04, 2010, 05:58:32 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 04, 2010, 05:56:39 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on October 04, 2010, 05:50:14 AM
Quote from: ☂ Kim Jong Fred ☂ on October 04, 2010, 05:45:11 AM
I WANT TO SIT ON THE CEILING!!!! HOW DO I GET UP THERE

Fairy dust and happy thoughts

You have to be gay?
:kingmeh:


gay
   /geɪ/ Show Spelled [gey] Show IPA adjective,-er, -est, noun, adverb
–adjective
1.
having or showing a merry, lively mood: gay spirits; gay music.
2.
bright or showy: gay colors; gay ornaments.
3.
given to or abounding in social or other pleasures: a gay social season.
4.
licentious; dissipated; wanton: The baron is a gay old rogue with an eye for the ladies.

Lies

#11
October 04, 2010, 06:05:35 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 04, 2010, 06:04:39 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on October 04, 2010, 05:58:32 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 04, 2010, 05:56:39 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on October 04, 2010, 05:50:14 AM
Quote from: ☂ Kim Jong Fred ☂ on October 04, 2010, 05:45:11 AM
I WANT TO SIT ON THE CEILING!!!! HOW DO I GET UP THERE

Fairy dust and happy thoughts

You have to be gay?
:kingmeh:


gay
   /geɪ/ Show Spelled [gey] Show IPA adjective,-er, -est, noun, adverb
–adjective
1.
having or showing a merry, lively mood: gay spirits; gay music.
2.
bright or showy: gay colors; gay ornaments.
3.
given to or abounding in social or other pleasures: a gay social season.
4.
licentious; dissipated; wanton: The baron is a gay old rogue with an eye for the ladies.


Fair point. Ok, you have to be gay.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#12
October 04, 2010, 07:57:14 AM
Quote from: ☂ Kim Jong Fred ☂ on October 04, 2010, 05:45:11 AM
I WANT TO SIT ON THE CEILING!!!! HOW DO I GET UP THERE

ASK THIS WOMAN, WHO I THOUGHT WAS YUO:

P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Jasper

#13
October 04, 2010, 08:14:37 AM
Now that is some serious evidence for Fred being the spider.

Quote from: Pēleus on October 04, 2010, 04:56:50 AM
Hip to be square?

I've started liking that song.  Not for it's content, but for that scene in American Psycho.

AFK

#14
October 04, 2010, 10:58:06 AM
I bet poor Huey would love to see a lot of people liking that song again. 

Doing the 80s nostalgia circuit, aka the County Fair circuit, can only get you so much recognition. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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