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Started by Telarus, September 18, 2010, 02:11:50 AM

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Telarus

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Telarus

QuoteUpdate: Oh, wow. We just got off the phone with the San Luis Obispo Sheriff's Department. The good news: They apparently do understand Pedobear is an Internet joke. The bad news: They sent us this colorful two-page Public Safety Information Bulletin: "A Seemingly Innocent Menace: An Introduction to PEDO BEAR". It's as good as it sounds. Take a look!




Telarus, KSC,
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(0o)  Tender to the Edible Zen Garden, Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times,
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Prince Glittersnatch III

Stephen Colbert would have a field day with this.
Not only with the bear thing but the fact that it coincides with the Pope visiting the UK.
:lulz:
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I told EFO about it and she's busy forwarding the hilarity to every 7th-grader in the known universe.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Requia ☣

Comicon is family friendly now?
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Remington

Is it plugged in?

the last yatto

Quote from: Requia ☣ on September 18, 2010, 05:36:39 AM
Comicon is family friendly now?

Warner brothers had the biggest booth
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Cain


Remington

#8
Quote from: Cain on September 20, 2010, 04:26:33 PM
Quote from: Remington on September 18, 2010, 09:04:19 PM
Our very own PoliceFail, from very close to where I live:

http://www.calgaryherald.com/news/Website+operator+pushed+free+speech+Calgary+police/3543582/story.html?cid=megadrop_story

Hah, was just coming to this thread to talk about that.  Wow. Calgary police are dicks.
I'm moving up to Edmonton next year, not sure if that'll be any better.
Is it plugged in?

Jenne


BadBeast

"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4