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Started by Adios, October 05, 2010, 04:10:47 PM

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Adios

October 05, 2010, 04:10:47 PM
The Seabreacher X is the latest and most advanced submersible watercraft that we have built to date: This exciting new version is based on the dolphin-inspired Seabreacher J, but it has a more aggressive Shark-style body. The X model also steps up the performance envelope with a 260hp supercharged engine, propelling the vessel to a top speed of 50mph on the surface and 25mph below.

http://www.seabreacher.com/seabreacher-x

The Seabreacher X can sustain high speed dives and then breach the surface, launching the entire vessel clear out of the water. The new fully vectored thrust system mimic the tail articulation of real aquatic animals like sharks and dolphins. The custom tuned exhaust system also gives the vessel a more throaty growl as it tears across the surface.

Some other high tech features: a snorkel mounted video camera transmits live video to LCD screens for the pilot and passenger during dives, GPS navigation, and on board stereo system with iPod docking

GOD i COULD GET INTO SO MUCH TROUBLE!

Remington

#2
October 05, 2010, 09:36:42 PM
 :fap:

I would much rather buy one of those than an ordinary speedboat.
Is it plugged in?

Telarus

#3
October 06, 2010, 12:26:02 AM
Oh shit! They updated the Seabreacher? Fucking awesome.
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Jasper

#4
October 06, 2010, 02:57:18 AM
So, that was the coolest seacraft I've ever seen.

Remington

#5
October 06, 2010, 05:01:06 AM
Dammit I wish I had $90,000





And that I lived near water.
Is it plugged in?

Adios

#7
October 18, 2010, 02:43:16 PM
I could result in serious bone breakage with that!

Elder Iptuous

#8
October 18, 2010, 05:18:27 PM
at 37 mph?!
hell yeah, it could  :fap:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#9
October 18, 2010, 07:37:03 PM
                       STFU N00BS
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                   OLDSK00L OR GTFO
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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Jasper

#10
October 18, 2010, 08:10:38 PM
Sweet mother of Fun.  I want one.  I want several,  Now I want to make dozens of friends so we can all ride down the street on these in a loud, unruly swarm of Bad Fun.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#11
October 18, 2010, 10:47:31 PM
Those old bicycles are hard as hell to ride.  I have no idea how any woman ever did it with a fucking bustle.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#12
October 19, 2010, 01:32:32 AM
Frankly, they look less pleasant and efficient than walking.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Elder Iptuous

#13
October 19, 2010, 03:04:27 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 19, 2010, 01:32:32 AM
Frankly, they look less pleasant and efficient than walking.

mebbee it had something to do with bumpy roads and ungenerous husbands?
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