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"SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!

Started by E.O.T., October 05, 2010, 07:02:39 PM

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Jasper

#15
October 05, 2010, 08:35:46 PM
Yeah...

And don't ANYBODY mention the 100th Monkey.  It never happened.

IT

NEVER

HAPPENED.

E.O.T.

#16
October 05, 2010, 08:43:48 PM
PERSONALLY,

          i wouldn't feel safe with just mace in that neighborhood. and as a dad, yeah, it puts the family thing in question, but maybe that's his motivation for helping the area out. fuckin crazy, i love it.
"a good fight justifies any cause"

Cramulus

#17
October 05, 2010, 08:49:05 PM
what would be even better is if he just tells his family he's going to the bar or something

and then one day some muggers try to mug-rape his family

and THE WATCHMAN descends from the sky and lays waste to them

if I were that kid I'd think my dad was the coolest shit ever

Doktor Howl

#18
October 05, 2010, 09:22:53 PM
I love this.
Molon Lube

Requia ☣

#19
October 05, 2010, 10:15:27 PM
It's about time this happened.  Really, how long can you go without some crazy bastard actually trying it?
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

AFK

#20
October 05, 2010, 10:37:38 PM
Hell, if I were single I'd certainly contemplate it. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Rumckle

#21
October 05, 2010, 10:40:15 PM
I'm fairly sure I've seen a website devoted to real life superheroes before, but the only thing I can remember is Angle Grinder Man, who goes around removing wheel clamps off cars.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Nephew Twiddleton

#22
October 05, 2010, 11:02:22 PM
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Wizard

#23
October 05, 2010, 11:45:34 PM
Ahem. For those on the "other side"

http://www.joinroach.com/

Also, I am training to do this. The Right Way.
Insanity we trust.

Lies

#24
October 05, 2010, 11:52:58 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 05, 2010, 07:10:29 PM
This guy is the first one
First one? There's a whole fucking league of them that exist that have been around for YEARS.
http://www.reallifesuperheroes.org/

I'm surprised you guys haven't heard of them before.

They're mostly just nerds who want to dress up as super heros and live out stupid fantasies and have some pretty sick ideas of "Justice".
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Lies

#25
October 05, 2010, 11:54:45 PM
Personally, I'm thinking about becoming a super-villain just to fuck with them.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

The Wizard

#26
October 05, 2010, 11:55:27 PM
QuoteAhem. For those on the "other side"

http://www.joinroach.com/
Insanity we trust.

Lies

#27
October 05, 2010, 11:56:35 PM
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

The Wizard

#28
October 06, 2010, 01:22:41 AM
Back to the original intent of this thread, did anyone check out the RLSH's counterparts? I posted a link to a Real Life Supervillain organization's website on the first page.

Quote1- I am *not* looking for compliments. FFS. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT, I do what I do for my own personal reward and don't need anyone to tell me I'm doing a good job.

Then why did you post all of the Really Real Heroics you do on a regular basis? If you weren't fishing for a pat on the back, you would be joining in the humor rather than getting pissed.
Quote
3- I'm just going to bow out of this thread now so "I" don't "Fuck it up" anymore. Because heaven forbid I have a fucking OPINION around here.

I've had it with this place. I'm going on vacation. Fuck you all.

Okay. Have a nice day. Don't let door hit you on way out.
Insanity we trust.

Doktor Howl

#29
October 06, 2010, 01:23:58 AM
In case you missed it, I just did a huge thread split.

But you are correct.  Let's get back to the original subject.

Ima join Roach.
Molon Lube
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