"SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!

[Jasper]

If I were to go out and fight crime, the only weapons I'd bring would be a boat horn and some kind of noxious smelling spray.

I AM POISON GAS MAN, STOP COUGHING YOU ARE BEING SAVED

[Don Coyote]

If I were to go out and fight crime, the only weapons I'd bring would be a boat horn and some kind of noxious smelling spray.

I AM POISON GAS MAN, STOP COUGHING YOU ARE BEING SAVED

was anyone else reminded of

[Jasper]

What gave me away?  My laughably corky demeanor, or my love of double breasted coats?

[Don Coyote]

What gave me away?  My laughably corky demeanor, or my love of double breasted coats?

[Phox]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Say "Suck gas, evil-doers"! Say it, say it, say it, say it! 

[Jasper]

More my style:  "BETTER RUN BITCHES, IF YOU PASS OUT I'MMA EAT YOU!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I don't know what my supervillain name should be.

I guess it'll just be Nigel.

[Don Coyote]

I don't know what my supervillain name should be.

I guess it'll just be Nigel.

Thanks, just had a flash back to that youtube video. Is that your super power?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I don't know what my supervillain name should be.

I guess it'll just be Nigel.

Thanks, just had a flash back to that youtube video. Is that your super power?

Oh, yeah, that! I forgot about that.

My super powers are:

*Being Right.
*Being Awesome, especially when other people suck.
*The uncanny ability to find any location to which I have previously been.
*Fairly spotless grammar.
*Bringing the Fear.
*Dealing the Hate.
*Smelling like your mom.

[Don Coyote]

I don't know what my supervillain name should be.

I guess it'll just be Nigel.

Thanks, just had a flash back to that youtube video. Is that your super power?

Oh, yeah, that! I forgot about that.

My super powers are:

*Being Right.
*Being Awesome, especially when other people suck.
*The uncanny ability to find any location to which I have previously been.
*Fairly spotless grammar.
*Bringing the Fear.
*Dealing the Hate.
*Smelling like your mom.

LOLWUT??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Jasper]

That is oddly intimidating.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

See? I am a professional.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

See? I am a professional.

Do you just smell like his mom or everyone's?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

See? I am a professional.

Do you just smell like his mom or everyone's?

To every individual, I smell exactly like their mom.

[Don Coyote]

See? I am a professional.

Do you just smell like his mom or everyone's?

To every individual, I smell exactly like their mom.

That is not too terribly frightening. Unless you have The Voice^TM.