my dad is a fundamentalist Baptist preacher

[Telarus]

holyshit.

does he know that there's a comic book based on his life?

[NWC]

My mom is a pastor, but she doesn't really believe in most of it. She has like 2 years left until she can retire, and always talks about how her job is super stressful and she cn't wait to quit. She's read a good bit of the Principia, and loves everything she's read.

It still sucked growing up in a church. Literally, in a church. She was a single mom, so I spend most of my childhood going to weddings every weekend and spending all afternoon in her office.