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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #15 on: October 06, 2010, 06:32:57 pm »
A NOTE ON POSTING "IN CHARACTER"

You don't have to.

However, when you are subsumed or Put On A Bus, please behave in this thread as if this has actually happened to you.

This is to avoid what happened last game, where there was no advantage to the Spider when it subsumed a Discordian, who would then simply post, "IT'S RWHN!" (or whomever).

SO: whereas last game I allowed players who were Out to keep posting as they normally would, I kindly request they play along with the narration.

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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #16 on: October 06, 2010, 06:37:29 pm »
This is easily managed.  Discordians should be able to tell each other who they PLAN to convert, but can't say anything after the fact if they are eaten in the attempt.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #17 on: October 06, 2010, 06:41:26 pm »
Well, that's fine, because then only the other Discordian(s) would know, and may be in the minority; so if they then make a public move to vote off the Spider, then the Spider would know who the other Discordian(s) is(are). 

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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #18 on: October 06, 2010, 06:43:21 pm »
Also, who wins if we manage to off the spiders AND those meddling kids?
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #19 on: October 06, 2010, 06:44:55 pm »
Also, who wins if we manage to off the spiders AND those meddling kids?

EVERYBODY.

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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #20 on: October 06, 2010, 06:45:51 pm »
Also, who wins if we manage to off the spiders AND those meddling kids?

EVERYBODY.

And we all get Scooby Snacks.......   :lulz:

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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #21 on: October 06, 2010, 07:01:48 pm »
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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #22 on: October 06, 2010, 07:04:14 pm »
*fishes around*

Here, I've got some change.  Play something interesting.

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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #23 on: October 06, 2010, 07:07:08 pm »
My tankard is broken. I can see the bottom. SOME FETCH ME A COMELY BAR WENCH TO REPLACE THIS BROKEN TANKARD!!!!! :lulz:
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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #24 on: October 06, 2010, 07:12:34 pm »
Didja see that dude over in the darkened corner, all by himself? MYSTERIOUS! :lulz:
If someone does the ďFine, youíre right, Iím clearly a terrible person, Iím Satan, Iím the worst person alive, I should just dieĒ thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #25 on: October 06, 2010, 07:13:08 pm »
Aw, fuck.  It's gone all Goddamn cosplay.

If any spiders happen by, just fucking eat me already.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #26 on: October 06, 2010, 07:14:05 pm »
Didja see that dude over in the darkened corner, all by himself? MYSTERIOUS! :lulz:

He must be a ninja pirate highlander.
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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #27 on: October 06, 2010, 07:15:33 pm »
What are we supposed to do?  Usually these games take place in some kind of social context.  Those lucky bastards have body language and all sorts of clues.  We get sixty page threads of "HE'S PROBABLY A BAD GUY BECAUSE HE VOTED FOR ME".  Lighten up.

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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #28 on: October 06, 2010, 07:16:09 pm »
Aw, fuck.  It's gone all Goddamn cosplay.

If any spiders happen by, just fucking eat me already.

:( Just messing around.


Also, I am entirely convinced that every bar in any RP game is comprised of at least 10 shadowy corners with empty tables.
If someone does the ďFine, youíre right, Iím clearly a terrible person, Iím Satan, Iím the worst person alive, I should just dieĒ thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #29 on: October 06, 2010, 07:18:01 pm »
What are we supposed to do?  Usually these games take place in some kind of social context.  Those lucky bastards have body language and all sorts of clues.  We get sixty page threads of "HE'S PROBABLY A BAD GUY BECAUSE HE VOTED FOR ME".  Lighten up.

Right.

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I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.