WELL I GO TO CHURCH FOR 3 HOURS AND THIS IS WHAT I GET?
Seriously guys, you made me read, like, 10 pages of spider shit just to get here, and that is no fun! Luckily, I also got the pleasure of forming a brand new cabal, and met the other discordian, who is quite a nice fellow. I got my names before, Fred and Howl, one of which was guaranteed to be a spider. So, I, for some reason, told fred about this and she volunteered to sacrifice herself to get howl, the spider, voted off. Sadly, because you people have some sort of prejudice against adorable blue worms, her plan has not seemed to have worked like she had hoped.
As it has been pointed out, the only way to prove I am not lying is by either killing me or killing howl. However, since I am the only one who HAS any actual evidence, I suggest we bus howl in the possibility that I am the discordian, rather than bussing me instead just because howl said so, voting off one of the discordians and allowing the spider to roam free. The machine is almost complete, and this is exactly what howl wants to happen...
