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Buttsex = SCIENCE!

Started by LMNO, October 07, 2010, 04:08:24 PM

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Phox

Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 07, 2010, 06:41:25 PM
It's a whole new set of nerve endings, that's what!

Pretty much, yeah.

Freeky

Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 07, 2010, 06:41:25 PM
It's a whole new set of nerve endings, that's what!

I didn't say I never tried it, I said I don't see what the hubbub is about.

LMNO

Well, that's understandable, coming from the wielder of the MEATHAMMEH

Freeky

Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 07, 2010, 06:47:07 PM
Well, that's understandable, coming from the wielder of the MEATHAMMEH

Troof. It take some incredible sex to top the rush that wielding the Meathammah brings, and Butt sekcs just doesn't et me go crazy enough. Yanno?

Phox

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 07, 2010, 06:49:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 07, 2010, 06:47:07 PM
Well, that's understandable, coming from the wielder of the MEATHAMMEH

Troof. It take some incredible sex to top the rush that wielding the Meathammah brings, and Butt sekcs just doesn't et me go crazy enough. Yanno?
:lulz:

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 07, 2010, 06:49:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 07, 2010, 06:47:07 PM
Well, that's understandable, coming from the wielder of the MEATHAMMEH

Troof. It take some incredible sex to top the rush that wielding the Meathammah brings, and Butt sekcs just doesn't et me go crazy enough. Yanno?

Buttsekcs while parachuting, timed so that you can hit the ground with your Meathammah at the moment of orgasm...
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Freeky

Quote from: Ratatosk on October 07, 2010, 06:55:33 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 07, 2010, 06:49:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 07, 2010, 06:47:07 PM
Well, that's understandable, coming from the wielder of the MEATHAMMEH

Troof. It take some incredible sex to top the rush that wielding the Meathammah brings, and Butt sekcs just doesn't et me go crazy enough. Yanno?

Buttsekcs while parachuting, timed so that you can hit the ground with your Meathammah at the moment of orgasm...


Why would I use the Meathammah on the ground? It's use is strictly for the punishing of people, particularly Dok.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 07, 2010, 06:57:17 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on October 07, 2010, 06:55:33 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 07, 2010, 06:49:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 07, 2010, 06:47:07 PM
Well, that's understandable, coming from the wielder of the MEATHAMMEH

Troof. It take some incredible sex to top the rush that wielding the Meathammah brings, and Butt sekcs just doesn't et me go crazy enough. Yanno?

Buttsekcs while parachuting, timed so that you can hit the ground with your Meathammah at the moment of orgasm...


Why would I use the Meathammah on the ground? It's use is strictly for the punishing of people, particularly Dok.

Someone's head is in swatting range at moment of orgasm.
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Freeky

Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 07, 2010, 06:58:42 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 07, 2010, 06:57:17 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on October 07, 2010, 06:55:33 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 07, 2010, 06:49:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 07, 2010, 06:47:07 PM
Well, that's understandable, coming from the wielder of the MEATHAMMEH

Troof. It take some incredible sex to top the rush that wielding the Meathammah brings, and Butt sekcs just doesn't et me go crazy enough. Yanno?

Buttsekcs while parachuting, timed so that you can hit the ground with your Meathammah at the moment of orgasm...


Why would I use the Meathammah on the ground? It's use is strictly for the punishing of people, particularly Dok.

Someone's head is in swatting range at moment of orgasm.

I could still have non butt secks.

AFK

Yeah, I think my wife and I will stick to the 81 percenter club.  Just not our thing.
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Requia ☣

The results kinda make sense.  If a minority of women enjoy buttsex, and it doesn't become popular despite this for some reason, then the women that keep doing it are going to be the ones that have a good time.
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Phox

Quote from: Requia ☣ on October 07, 2010, 08:57:57 PM
The results kinda make sense.  If a minority of women enjoy buttsex, and it doesn't become popular despite this for some reason, then the women that keep doing it are going to be the ones that have a good time.

And the majority of the enjoyment is psychological thrills because it's new, kinky, taboo, etc.

Jasper

I know people who actually prefer it to the exclusion of anything else.

Cramulus

these findings suggest to me that my bedroom antics should include a very very broad spectrum of techniques including headbutts, circular sanding, and rare pokemon combo attacks.

Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Cramulus on October 08, 2010, 04:54:32 PM
these findings suggest to me that my bedroom antics should include a very very broad spectrum of techniques including headbutts, circular sanding, and rare pokemon combo attacks.

It's super effective!
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