Man faces charges for having sex with picnic table

Started by Fractalbeard, October 08, 2010, 08:41:36 PM

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Fractalbeard

Any technology distinguishable from magic is insuficiently advanced.


Nephew Twiddleton

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Fractalbeard

Trapezi, if google can be trusted. So I'm guessing you're going for trapeziphilia?  :lulz:
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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Doktor Rurouzaru on October 08, 2010, 08:58:06 PM
Trapezi, if google can be trusted. So I'm guessing you're going for trapeziphilia?  :lulz:

Yup.
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Cramulus




:lulz:
given that one of the founders of Discordia is well known for fornicating with wooden chairs, who am I to pass judgment? tables need love too!

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

The umbrella stand hole seems like a painful choice to me.
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Ratatosk on October 08, 2010, 09:09:48 PM
The umbrella stand hole seems like a painful choice to me.

I think it said it was metal. If it were wood, certainly not a great choice.
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Disco Pickle

he's probably in a hole lot of fucking trouble with his wife.

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Phox

"Trapezi" could be right for modern. Classical was "Trapeza". Whichever sounds better to you, I guess.

Nephew Twiddleton

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Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 08, 2010, 09:10:41 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on October 08, 2010, 09:09:48 PM
The umbrella stand hole seems like a painful choice to me.

I think it said it was metal. If it were wood, certainly not a great choice.

Ummm... Metal sounds no more inviting than wood!
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Ratatosk on October 08, 2010, 09:39:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 08, 2010, 09:10:41 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on October 08, 2010, 09:09:48 PM
The umbrella stand hole seems like a painful choice to me.

I think it said it was metal. If it were wood, certainly not a great choice.

Ummm... Metal sounds no more inviting than wood!

With wood you can get splinters in your junk.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 08, 2010, 09:39:58 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on October 08, 2010, 09:39:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 08, 2010, 09:10:41 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on October 08, 2010, 09:09:48 PM
The umbrella stand hole seems like a painful choice to me.

I think it said it was metal. If it were wood, certainly not a great choice.

Ummm... Metal sounds no more inviting than wood!

With wood you can get splinters in your junk.

Downside?
Molon Lube

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 08, 2010, 09:41:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 08, 2010, 09:39:58 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on October 08, 2010, 09:39:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 08, 2010, 09:10:41 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on October 08, 2010, 09:09:48 PM
The umbrella stand hole seems like a painful choice to me.

I think it said it was metal. If it were wood, certainly not a great choice.

Ummm... Metal sounds no more inviting than wood!

With wood you can get splinters in your junk.

Downside?

:lulz:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS