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Re: Man faces charges for having sex with picnic table
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2010, 08:52:59 pm »
Phox, what's the Greek word for table?
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Re: Man faces charges for having sex with picnic table
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2010, 08:58:06 pm »
Trapezi, if google can be trusted. So I'm guessing you're going for trapeziphilia?  :lulz:

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Re: Man faces charges for having sex with picnic table
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2010, 09:00:36 pm »
Trapezi, if google can be trusted. So I'm guessing you're going for trapeziphilia?  :lulz:

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Re: Man faces charges for having sex with picnic table
« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2010, 09:05:18 pm »



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given that one of the founders of Discordia is well known for fornicating with wooden chairs, who am I to pass judgment? tables need love too!

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Re: Man faces charges for having sex with picnic table
« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2010, 09:09:48 pm »
The umbrella stand hole seems like a painful choice to me.
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Re: Man faces charges for having sex with picnic table
« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2010, 09:10:41 pm »
The umbrella stand hole seems like a painful choice to me.

I think it said it was metal. If it were wood, certainly not a great choice.
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Re: Man faces charges for having sex with picnic table
« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2010, 09:27:19 pm »
he's probably in a hole lot of fucking trouble with his wife.

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Re: Man faces charges for having sex with picnic table
« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2010, 09:27:40 pm »
"Trapezi" could be right for modern. Classical was "Trapeza". Whichever sounds better to you, I guess.

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Re: Man faces charges for having sex with picnic table
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2010, 09:36:23 pm »
Trapezaphilia it is!
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Re: Man faces charges for having sex with picnic table
« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2010, 09:39:05 pm »
The umbrella stand hole seems like a painful choice to me.

I think it said it was metal. If it were wood, certainly not a great choice.

Ummm... Metal sounds no more inviting than wood!
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

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Re: Man faces charges for having sex with picnic table
« Reply #12 on: October 08, 2010, 09:39:58 pm »
The umbrella stand hole seems like a painful choice to me.

I think it said it was metal. If it were wood, certainly not a great choice.

Ummm... Metal sounds no more inviting than wood!

With wood you can get splinters in your junk.
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Re: Man faces charges for having sex with picnic table
« Reply #13 on: October 08, 2010, 09:41:55 pm »
The umbrella stand hole seems like a painful choice to me.

I think it said it was metal. If it were wood, certainly not a great choice.

Ummm... Metal sounds no more inviting than wood!

With wood you can get splinters in your junk.

Downside?

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Re: Man faces charges for having sex with picnic table
« Reply #14 on: October 08, 2010, 10:35:57 pm »
The umbrella stand hole seems like a painful choice to me.

I think it said it was metal. If it were wood, certainly not a great choice.

Ummm... Metal sounds no more inviting than wood!

With wood you can get splinters in your junk.

Downside?

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