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Okay, So You Found Us, and We're Not What You Expected.

Started by Doktor Howl, October 10, 2010, 01:11:39 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#135
May 27, 2011, 04:25:14 PM
Snorp ifn yargn?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#136
May 27, 2011, 04:26:23 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 27, 2011, 04:25:14 PM
Snorp ifn yargn?

:argh!:

NOT WHILE CLOTHED!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Idiot

#138
May 27, 2011, 04:27:48 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 27, 2011, 04:23:58 PM
Don't come smearing your England all over our board, heathen.

Personally I am a big fan of the royal wedding. The queen in particular was lovely, she really demonstrated, you know.

I'm a bit hung up on the title of this thread; You're not what I expected and it's dissapointing, please satisfy me, so that I leave with a pleasant tingling sensation and maybe feeling a little bit like royalty of a far away country (not England, but not Narnia either, I'd be fucking pissed off if I had lived my entire life to find I left the damn wardrobe and I was still a little shitbox.)

The Good Reverend Roger

#139
May 27, 2011, 04:29:12 PM
Quote from: smokngoat on May 27, 2011, 04:27:48 PM

I'm a bit hung up on the title of this thread; You're not what I expected and it's dissapointing, please satisfy me, so that I leave with a pleasant tingling sensation and maybe feeling a little bit like royalty of a far away country (not England, but not Narnia either, I'd be fucking pissed off if I had lived my entire life to find I left the damn wardrobe and I was still a little shitbox.)

Please see our complaints department for a refund.

That would be the account "The Mgt".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Idiot

#140
May 27, 2011, 04:31:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 27, 2011, 04:29:12 PM
Please see our complaints department for a refund.

That would be the account "The Mgt".

I tried but they said they do not have mastery of time as yet and to check back when astrophysicists discover, "our little secret", and implement it in the form of a small box of breath fresheners.

Payne

#141
May 28, 2011, 06:16:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 27, 2011, 04:23:58 PM
Quote from: smokngoat on May 27, 2011, 04:23:05 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waybuloo

Don't come smearing your England all over our board, heathen.

Roger, I accidentally got England all over my shoes. What to do?

Luna

#142
May 28, 2011, 06:26:36 PM
Quote from: Payne on May 28, 2011, 06:16:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 27, 2011, 04:23:58 PM
Quote from: smokngoat on May 27, 2011, 04:23:05 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waybuloo

Don't come smearing your England all over our board, heathen.

Roger, I accidentally got England all over my shoes. What to do?

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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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The Good Reverend Roger

#143
May 29, 2011, 05:07:33 AM
Quote from: Payne on May 28, 2011, 06:16:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 27, 2011, 04:23:58 PM
Quote from: smokngoat on May 27, 2011, 04:23:05 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waybuloo

Don't come smearing your England all over our board, heathen.

Roger, I accidentally got England all over my shoes. What to do?

Pour some salt on it.  It will shrivel right up.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

#144
May 29, 2011, 09:26:16 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 29, 2011, 05:07:33 AM
Quote from: Payne on May 28, 2011, 06:16:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 27, 2011, 04:23:58 PM
Quote from: smokngoat on May 27, 2011, 04:23:05 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waybuloo

Don't come smearing your England all over our board, heathen.

Roger, I accidentally got England all over my shoes. What to do?

Pour some salt on it.  It will shrivel right up.

Thank you, Rog!

The Wizard Joseph

#145
June 18, 2011, 07:11:35 PM
I don't really know you all at all yet, but I think it's kind of neat that you've got such a cohesive group here.  I don't really understand the whole thing about "sticking together/sticking apart" except as an old funny joke bit in the PD.  I do get the idea of decentralization as a strategy to keep an idea alive though.  To me it's the utility of a thing that makes it worth even considering.  If it's not handy, or at least preferable, to be apart at a certain moment why do it?  The same thing goes for getting together, but most of us human types just love at least being in communication with others if not in their presence.  This is not just healthy, it's also useful in a practical sense. You get to exchange with folks.  These exchanges may not always be useful or enjoyable, but you (all of you not in a self-contained isolation pod yet anyway) do it every day just getting along.  Why fuck eishathi lguahl Elisgah nit inselegon nit'eh?  It's just not good for you!
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Pope Pixie Pickle

#146
June 19, 2011, 07:45:19 PM
wut?

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#147
June 19, 2011, 08:20:56 PM
My money is on "he's trying to be funny/clever" or he's schizophrenic.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#148
June 19, 2011, 08:23:44 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 19, 2011, 08:20:56 PM
My money is on "he's trying to be funny/clever" or he's schizophrenic.

I fucking hate schizophrenics.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Wizard Joseph

#149
June 20, 2011, 12:39:23 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 19, 2011, 08:20:56 PM
My money is on "he's trying to be funny/clever" or he's schizophrenic.

Yeah guess that could've come off as kind of asinine, but I was in a mood.  Do not be alarmed.  There may be other times that I don't hit the mark as well.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl
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