Lady Gaga now more powerful than Sonia Sotomayor, Nancy Pelosi

[Cain]

It was in a newspaper, so it must be true

http://www.forbes.com/wealth/power-women

Clearly Forbes is part of the Illuminati plot of which Lady Gaga is the North American Grand Master, hence why they recognize her power.  Or they're just crazy fucks.  One or the other.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

That looks like a dartboard list to me....

[Doktor Howl]

That looks like a dartboard list to me....

Ratatosk smacks down uppity women ITT.

[AFK]

Heh, I was just on a conference call with the substance abuse policy work group for the state and we were commenting that we needed to find a keynote speaker for an initiative we are launching next year.  Someone mentioned Lady Gaga since she just recently did some advocacy work in the state.  Unfortunately, or fortunately depending on your take, that idea was shot down. 

[Doktor Howl]

Heh, I was just on a conference call with the substance abuse policy work group for the state and we were commenting that we needed to find a keynote speaker for an initiative we are launching next year.  Someone mentioned Lady Gaga since she just recently did some advocacy work in the state.  Unfortunately, or fortunately depending on your take, that idea was shot down. 

Why?

[AFK]

Too edgy I guess.  So we're going after Glen Close instead. 

[Doktor Howl]

Too edgy I guess.  So we're going after Glen Close instead. 

Glen Close?   

Fuck, why not Debbie Reynolds?  She's still alive, technically, and every bit as relevant.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

That looks like a dartboard list to me....

Ratatosk smacks down uppity women ITT.

?

I was just saying it looked like they had a bunch of famous women then used darts to figure out their list... I mean the head of Kraft is more influential than everyone except the First Lady? I mean, I think Michelle Obama is a fine person, but from what I see in the US, Oprah is probably more influential.

But maybe I'm wrong...

[Doktor Howl]

That looks like a dartboard list to me....

Ratatosk smacks down uppity women ITT.

?

I was just saying it looked like they had a bunch of famous women then used darts to figure out their list... I mean the head of Kraft is more influential than everyone except the First Lady? I mean, I think Michelle Obama is a fine person, but from what I see in the US, Oprah is probably more influential.

But maybe I'm wrong...

Ah.  I read what you said wrong.  Retracted and apologies.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

That looks like a dartboard list to me....

Ratatosk smacks down uppity women ITT.

?

I was just saying it looked like they had a bunch of famous women then used darts to figure out their list... I mean the head of Kraft is more influential than everyone except the First Lady? I mean, I think Michelle Obama is a fine person, but from what I see in the US, Oprah is probably more influential.

But maybe I'm wrong...

Ah.  I read what you said wrong.  Retracted and apologies.

No worries, I can see how it could be read that way

[Cain]

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH RATATOSK, SLEEPING WITH THE PRESIDENT TOTALLY MAKES MICHELLE OBAMA MORE POWERFUL THAN JANET NAPOLITANO, WHO IS JUST IN CHARGE OF SECURITY FOR THE USA.  I MEAN, LIKE, DUH!

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH RATATOSK, SLEEPING WITH THE PRESIDENT TOTALLY MAKES MICHELLE OBAMA MORE POWERFUL THAN JANET NAPOLITANO, WHO IS JUST IN CHARGE OF SECURITY FOR THE USA.  I MEAN, LIKE, DUH!

Of course she's more powerful than Napolitano... but Oprah? Oprah is in charge of 80% of female hormones in the US, surely that's more powerful than stuff like the Military, FBI, US DOJ etc...

OMGZ! I just realized. Of course Michelle is the most powerful, she can fillabuster any chance Obama has of getting laid to get her way.