About the Welsh...

[Dysnomia]

AFTER HE KILLED THOSE PEOPLE IN THAT TOWN

OMG

[BadBeast]

AFTER HE KILLED THOSE PEOPLE IN THAT TOWN

OMG

Nao he nose that yuo nose! 

[Dysnomia]

and I was never heard from again

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Can't sleep....clowns will eat me....

[Nephew Twiddleton]

and I was never heard from again

Nah, it's the paranoid conspiracy buff protection effect. You know too much, and if you're never heard from again, that proves the existence of the conspiracy.

[BadBeast]

AFTER HE KILLED THOSE PEOPLE IN THAT TOWN

OMG

and I was never heard from again

Nah, it's the paranoid conspiracy buff protection effect. You know too much, and if you're never heard from again, that proves the existence of the conspiracy.

That's no consolation when you're lying in a shallow grave somewhere bleak and desolate. To have your ghost shouting as loud as it can "I TOLD YOU IT WAS HIM"!
If you're beginning to seem paranoid, (which you're not yet, but you will if you keep denying the accusations) and suddenly the collective sources of your paranoia, disappear without trace, then what conclusions are going to be reached?  I won't be happy until all those people turn up alive and well.

[Dysnomia]

 

[BadBeast]

Of course, the chances are I'm well wide of the mark here, and I have been known to grab two shitty ends of a clean stick before, but I was always taught to listen carefully to gossip, and innuendo, then speculate wildy, run with it, and only then could I reach those wildly innappropriate conclusions that got me in trouble last time. 

[Cainad (dec.)]

AFTER HE KILLED THOSE PEOPLE IN THAT TOWN

OMG

and I was never heard from again

Nah, it's the paranoid conspiracy buff protection effect. You know too much, and if you're never heard from again, that proves the existence of the conspiracy.

That's no consolation when you're lying in a shallow grave somewhere bleak and desolate. To have your ghost shouting as loud as it can "I TOLD YOU IT WAS HIM"!
If you're beginning to seem paranoid, (which you're not yet, but you will if you keep denying the accusations) and suddenly the collective sources of your paranoia, disappear without trace, then what conclusions are going to be reached?  I won't be happy until all those people turn up alive and well.

Of course, the chances are I'm well wide of the mark here, and I have been known to grab two shitty ends of a clean stick before, but I was always taught to listen carefully to gossip, and innuendo, then speculate wildy, run with it, and only then could I reach those wildly innappropriate conclusions that got me in trouble last time. 

The amount of thought you're putting into this makes me paranoid.

[BadBeast]

AFTER HE KILLED THOSE PEOPLE IN THAT TOWN

OMG

and I was never heard from again

Nah, it's the paranoid conspiracy buff protection effect. You know too much, and if you're never heard from again, that proves the existence of the conspiracy.

That's no consolation when you're lying in a shallow grave somewhere bleak and desolate. To have your ghost shouting as loud as it can "I TOLD YOU IT WAS HIM"!
If you're beginning to seem paranoid, (which you're not yet, but you will if you keep denying the accusations) and suddenly the collective sources of your paranoia, disappear without trace, then what conclusions are going to be reached?  I won't be happy until all those people turn up alive and well.

Of course, the chances are I'm well wide of the mark here, and I have been known to grab two shitty ends of a clean stick before, but I was always taught to listen carefully to gossip, and innuendo, then speculate wildy, run with it, and only then could I reach those wildly innappropriate conclusions that got me in trouble last time. 

The amount of thought you're putting into this makes me paranoid.

Would it help if I stated categorically that I'm not out to get anyone, or indeed, feed any existing conspiracy?
I'm just vaguely alluding to conspiracies that haven't even been established yet, basically, just to pass the time.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

That's what you want us to think

[BadBeast]

That's what you want us to think

Yeah, I would say that, wouldn't I? You'll just have to use your intuition and experience to decide whether to pick it up and run with it, or treat it with the disdain any good Discordian has for such a pile of pooh. Supchew dood. 

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

My mother just found out that my great-great- grandfather was from Fife. So this means I i had a tiny bit of scottish in me BEFORE Payne. 

[BadBeast]

My mother just found out that my great-great- grandfather was from Fife. So this means I i had a tiny bit of scottish in me BEFORE Payne. 

Also, that you had a bit of Payne inside you, before you discovered your Scottish Heritage!   

[Dysnomia]

My mother just found out that my great-great- grandfather was from Fife. So this means I i had a tiny bit of scottish in me BEFORE Payne.