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Started by the last yatto, October 15, 2010, 12:03:20 AM

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#120
January 10, 2011, 07:47:07 PM
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

the last yatto

#121
January 10, 2011, 09:20:38 PM

Still need to find that face for the altas womp but here's something

Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Phox

#122
January 10, 2011, 09:23:40 PM
Quote from: Able on January 10, 2011, 09:20:38 PM

Still need to find that face for the altas womp but here's something



Why is your baby so cute? Now, I can't wait for my sister to have her baby!

The Good Reverend Roger

#123
January 10, 2011, 09:24:28 PM
Babies are cute so that we don't eat them to get them to stop bawling.

Fact.
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the last yatto

#124
January 10, 2011, 09:37:02 PM
this one squeaks mostly
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

the last yatto

#125
January 10, 2011, 10:16:32 PM


He just barely fits his 3months monkey outfit (also have 9m & 12m)

-><-
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

the last yatto

#126
January 18, 2011, 08:58:22 AM Last Edit: January 18, 2011, 09:19:46 AM by Able

Didn't even show you spags the best one.



Achilles got to spend some time with Aeacus, while visiting the great owl a young couple approached us. The girl it seems couldn't take her eyes off Achilles, she couldn't get over the fact he looked so new. Seems my sense of humor is dulled with being tired as normally I would have made an odd ball joke about it not coming with a better radio or some new car reference, and well the gentleman... let me put it this way twenty three, he's a familiar. Which depends on which way you walk isn't that bad. But him with his buttons seem to view this meeting as more a reminder that his girl wants a ring, a house with a white picket fence and two point five kids. Almost gave him my prisoner button as a token jester but was interupted by someone as big as a house elf making a comment about the skulls. Almost told him a fnord but the conspiracy doesn't like it when I talk to strangers. After that got a postcard that made me laugh, o and a cola.

PS House those were great fucking gyros, I should go back and tip more then a dollar
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Suu

#127
January 18, 2011, 12:56:23 PM
Aww. Poor little guy has baby acne, doesn't he? :( My sister had that. My mom thinks because she was a late baby.

Lots of baby lotion! Should clear him up nicely.
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Whatever

#128
January 18, 2011, 03:09:00 PM
CONGRATULATIONS!!!  That is one handsome little man!!!

the last yatto

#129
January 25, 2011, 06:32:43 AM
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Don Coyote

#130
January 25, 2011, 06:37:01 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 10, 2011, 09:24:28 PM
Babies are cute so that we don't eat them to get them to stop bawling.

Fact.

The Reverend speaks TruthTM.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#131
January 25, 2011, 07:33:46 AM
He's a cute little fucker!

My son was born covered in baby acne and one of the ugliest little freaks I've ever laid eyes on. Furthermore, unlike his mirror-eyed older sister, he not only didn't seem angry as fuck about being ejected from the womb, but positively euphoric about being able to make eye contact with me. His adoring blue-eyed gaze was nonstop, and he would grin and squeal with sheer glee every time I woke up or looked at him. It was like producing a one-man fan club out of my vagina. Slightly disconcerting, to say the least.

Luckily for him, he cuted up enough to be more than a face only a mother could love very quickly, and now I have to fend off threatening advances from grown women who grotesquely assure me they're only waiting for him to turn 15.  :x

He's still a very loving and helpful child. It's odd, because the other two are guarded and slightly menacing.

All this rambling is because your kid reminds me of my kid when he was small, after the hideousity wore off.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#132
January 25, 2011, 07:36:23 AM
Quote from: Able on January 18, 2011, 08:58:22 AM

Didn't even show you spags the best one.

Fuck

what is it he knows?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Triple Zero

#134
January 26, 2011, 02:12:42 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 25, 2011, 07:33:46 AM
It was like producing a one-man fan club out of my vagina.

This is the most awesome thing I read this week.

(Pending freak awesomeness later this week)
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