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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, October 16, 2010, 03:49:24 AM

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October 16, 2010, 03:49:24 AM
I saw this and thought of you: http://mykidisanasshole.wordpress.com/
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Jasper

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October 16, 2010, 07:54:39 AM
Never having a daughter.  I don't care if boys are worse, at least I'll have my sanity at the end of it.  If nothing else.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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October 16, 2010, 09:45:56 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 16, 2010, 07:54:39 AM
Never having a daughter.  I don't care if boys are worse, at least I'll have my sanity at the end of it.  If nothing else.

Oh, you misunderstand completely.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Don Coyote

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October 16, 2010, 09:35:23 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 16, 2010, 09:45:56 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 16, 2010, 07:54:39 AM
Never having a daughter.  I don't care if boys are worse, at least I'll have my sanity at the end of it.  If nothing else.

Oh, you misunderstand completely.

ALL small children are evil manifest.

Jasper

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October 16, 2010, 09:38:19 PM
Then fuck it.  I'll just get a roomba instead.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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October 17, 2010, 12:40:26 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 16, 2010, 09:38:19 PM
Then fuck it.  I'll just get a roomba instead.

They're easier, if less entertaining.

Mine do things like stand in the back yard screaming "I WILL MURDER YOU" at the weeds.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#6
October 17, 2010, 12:49:04 AM
I love crazy blog mom's description of stuffing herself on crab at Red Lobster and then trying not to shit her pants at the grocery store.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#7
October 17, 2010, 12:50:05 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 16, 2010, 07:54:39 AM
Never having a daughter.  I don't care if boys are worse, at least I'll have my sanity at the end of it.  If nothing else.

Boys are only worse during the first five years. Then you're good to go!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#8
October 17, 2010, 01:53:27 AM
I have three, and each was progressively more difficult than the previous. The boy is more challenging than the oldest girl, but a lot less challenging than the youngest girl.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cramulus

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October 19, 2010, 04:49:37 AM
I HAVE FOUR KIDS. FURRY LITTLE FUCKS.
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THEY ALL HAVE FOUR LEGS, WHISKERS, AND A TAIL
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THAT REPRESENTS $81,000 IN UNNECESSARY SURGERY
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Juana

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October 19, 2010, 05:32:50 AM
:spit:
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

the last yatto

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October 19, 2010, 08:13:42 AM
'a lot less challenging than the youngest girl.'

She seems easily bored, tho her lack of a real fort makes me want to visit again.

Then again you might kill me if u found half a hardware store worth of lumber in your trees
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Dysfunctional Cunt

#12
October 19, 2010, 05:28:02 PM
I have 2 boys and one girl.  Not a news flash I know.  However, as the oldest (boy) is 16 now, I can honestly say both sexes have their challenges.

Boys were/are easier than girls in regards to some things and a billion times harder in others.  Girls are the same. 

This blog is hilarious.  I have had those moments she is talking about and know exactly how she feels!!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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October 19, 2010, 05:44:29 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on October 19, 2010, 08:13:42 AM
'a lot less challenging than the youngest girl.'

She seems easily bored, tho her lack of a real fort makes me want to visit again.

Then again you might kill me if u found half a hardware store worth of lumber in your trees

:lulz: Dude, her fort obsession has already caused me to spend $130 in framing materials, to build a two-story fort in the back corner of the yard.

I will never have peace until that dangerous little sprog has a base from which to orchestrate her devious and probably maleficient operations. You are welcome to come help build this fucking thing!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

the last yatto

#14
October 20, 2010, 05:04:29 AM
'No thetis, its not just some random fort, its discordia summer camp' :lulz:
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit
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