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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Phox, October 19, 2010, 03:57:11 AM

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Cramulus

YOU THINK YOU WICCANS ARE TOUGH WITH YOUR "CEREMONIAL KNIVES"
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FUCK THAT, REGISTER AS A DISCORDIAN
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THEN, INSTEAD OF KNIVES: DOZENS OF LIVE PIGS
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Don Coyote

I almost asked personell if Discordiansim was listed.


Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

the last yatto

Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 19, 2010, 04:37:31 AM
I almost asked personell if Discordiansim was listed.

They might have it listed as Knights of the five sided pymarid.

Tho if your in the army, Temple of Set might offer better career choices
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Triple Zero

Quote from: Cramulus on October 19, 2010, 04:29:31 AM
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two .. facial expressions .. emotes .. .. same time .. cognitive dissonance ...

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Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Triple Zero on October 19, 2010, 12:58:08 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 19, 2010, 04:29:31 AM
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two .. facial expressions .. emotes .. .. same time .. cognitive dissonance ...

           :asplode:

Just poomp.  It clears out the blockage caused by dissonance.
Molon Lube

Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk

Quote from: Cramulus on October 19, 2010, 04:21:14 AM
HOW ABOUT YOU GO GET KICKED IN THE WIDDERSHINS FOR ALL I CARE
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HOW ABOUT YOU GET HANDFASTED TO MY YULE LOG FOR ALL I CARE
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HOW ABOUT YOU GO HAVE A SWEATY PAGAN RITUAL WITH YOUR FAT SEX COVEN FOR ALL I FUCKING CARE
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Cramulus

I FELT SOMETHING
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I THINK IT WAS A BUMP
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Phox



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