I'm calling you bastards out.

[Doktor Howl]

I hate latex condoms.

I certainly agree with their neccesity, and will never grumble about using them, and will indeed make sure I'm always equipped with some.... But I hate every condom I've ever used.

Well, except for one that I've used, but that wasn't so much about the rubber itself, and more to do with the fact that it allowed me to use a "g-spot vibrator ring" doodad without it disappearing somewhere unpleasant.

Polyurethane condoms feel nicer and are just as effective.

I'M A BIG FAN OF UHMW, MYSELF.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I hate latex condoms.

I certainly agree with their neccesity, and will never grumble about using them, and will indeed make sure I'm always equipped with some.... But I hate every condom I've ever used.

Well, except for one that I've used, but that wasn't so much about the rubber itself, and more to do with the fact that it allowed me to use a "g-spot vibrator ring" doodad without it disappearing somewhere unpleasant.

Polyurethane condoms feel nicer and are just as effective.

I'M A BIG FAN OF UHMW, MYSELF.

Wait, what? 

[Elder Iptuous]

I have, back in school especially, and the thought patterns took very simialr turns to yours.  I also worked up a litmus test for it; run through funny, random, tragic, or horrible crap inside your own head, and quietly observe others for a reaction.  Look for signifigant corresponding results.  (I've yet to see them, so either no psychics, or a few with very good poker faces.)

I'm a paranoid bastard, but I try to roll with it to make it an asset, not a detriment.  Thinking others are reading my brain is a matter of boredom in a self - conscious / self critical brain that has way more processing power than the current conditions require.  Outside of meetings, class rooms, etc., I NEVER think like that, which was one hint.  Currently, if the brain needs to chew on something, I try to give it more productive material to chew on.  Focusing on situational / social awareness, counting potential fire exits, what people are wearing, etc., are a few of my favorites.    

ahh haha.

of course they have good poker faces!  think of all the horrible crap they must endure from all the other slack jawed yokels that cross their path...  they would either have to become terribly adept at not letting it affect them, or they would have to babel continuously like the Belcebron...

i hadn't really considered that there might be a contextual commonality for when it pops into my head, but i guess it's usually during a one on one conversation.

[Elder Iptuous]

Polyurethane condoms feel nicer and are just as effective.

Polystyrene condoms allow you to feel the vibration all the way up to your teeth though...

[East Coast Hustle]

I just use saran wrap and a rubber band.

[Richter]

I have, back in school especially, and the thought patterns took very simialr turns to yours.  I also worked up a litmus test for it; run through funny, random, tragic, or horrible crap inside your own head, and quietly observe others for a reaction.  Look for signifigant corresponding results.  (I've yet to see them, so either no psychics, or a few with very good poker faces.)

I'm a paranoid bastard, but I try to roll with it to make it an asset, not a detriment.  Thinking others are reading my brain is a matter of boredom in a self - conscious / self critical brain that has way more processing power than the current conditions require.  Outside of meetings, class rooms, etc., I NEVER think like that, which was one hint.  Currently, if the brain needs to chew on something, I try to give it more productive material to chew on.  Focusing on situational / social awareness, counting potential fire exits, what people are wearing, etc., are a few of my favorites.    

ahh haha.

of course they have good poker faces!  think of all the horrible crap they must endure from all the other slack jawed yokels that cross their path...  they would either have to become terribly adept at not letting it affect them, or they would have to babel continuously like the Belcebron...

i hadn't really considered that there might be a contextual commonality for when it pops into my head, but i guess it's usually during a one on one conversation.

Perhaps.  People make slip ups though.
Also, who's to say it directable or exclusive?  Your Babel analogy was right on, it could be maddening trying to discern the source of a single thought, or focus on a single person in detail.  Sort of like trying to talk in a large crowd. 

[Elder Iptuous]

I just use saran wrap and a rubber band.

if you splurge for the press-and-seal, then you can forgo the rubberband, yielding a net savings...

[Richter]

I jsut paint myself with "Tool dip", followed by rainbow sprinkles.

[Elder Iptuous]

I jsut paint myself with "Tool dip", followed by rainbow sprinkles.

fantastic!
but how do you leave 'resevoir' to avoid backfiring into your bladder?

[Richter]

Well, you sorta have to throw in a catherter first...  So it's not a perfect system.  By Eris though, if having to clean my nards with industrial solvents and wearing a paratrooper's knife on the box harness (in case of accidental matress adhesion) is wrong, then I don't want to be right!

[Elder Iptuous]

catheter also would allow for shot placement of the ladie's choice whilst finishing inside her, as well.
your mastery of the arts is openly apparent...

[Don Coyote]

I hate latex condoms.

I certainly agree with their neccesity, and will never grumble about using them, and will indeed make sure I'm always equipped with some.... But I hate every condom I've ever used.

Well, except for one that I've used, but that wasn't so much about the rubber itself, and more to do with the fact that it allowed me to use a "g-spot vibrator ring" doodad without it disappearing somewhere unpleasant.

Polyurethane condoms feel nicer and are just as effective.

And i don't rip through them unlike latex. Oh many a latex condom has fallen victim to my wang.

[Elder Iptuous]

are you unable to charm your victim lover into self lubricating, coyote?

[Don Coyote]

are you unable to charm your victim lover into self lubricating, coyote?

[Kurt Christ]

I occasionally have the "everbody can read minds but me, and I'm the butt of a universal joke" thought, too. I think it's pretty common, as far as absurd paranoid delusions go.