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Christine O'Donnell DELIVERS.

Started by Doktor Howl, October 19, 2010, 05:57:58 PM

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the last yatto

Quote from: Ratatosk on November 02, 2010, 07:40:23 PM
Ms. O'Donnel is responsible for being a hypocrite and knows nothing in bed. Mr. Anonymous is responsible for being a shit heel and a great representation of a Pig in bed

Its not just for fortune cookie anymore
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

BabylonHoruv

Quote from: Cramulus on November 02, 2010, 08:44:18 PM
I did not say that anybody was calling anybody a nigger

I was saying that certain things shouldn't be used as ammo, no matter who the person is

nigger, faggot, slut, kike, etc


the dems are desperate - they stand to lose a lot in this election. That's why the media recently's been so acerbic - they have been running attack ads like crazy. But a lot of people are wondering if this is actually a good strategy - these things have been known to backfire, especially when the media gets too negative.

Faggot should absolutely be used as ammo against anti-gay politicians.  Slut against anti-sex ones (which O'Donnell is) Kike against Anti-Jewish ones and Nigger against Anti-Black ones.  Showing that an anti-sex candidate such as O'Donnell is actually a slut destroys her base.
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Doktor Howl

Quote from: BabylonHoruv on November 02, 2010, 11:16:02 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 02, 2010, 08:44:18 PM
I did not say that anybody was calling anybody a nigger

I was saying that certain things shouldn't be used as ammo, no matter who the person is

nigger, faggot, slut, kike, etc


the dems are desperate - they stand to lose a lot in this election. That's why the media recently's been so acerbic - they have been running attack ads like crazy. But a lot of people are wondering if this is actually a good strategy - these things have been known to backfire, especially when the media gets too negative.

Faggot should absolutely be used as ammo against anti-gay politicians.  Slut against anti-sex ones (which O'Donnell is) Kike against Anti-Jewish ones and Nigger against Anti-Black ones.  Showing that an anti-sex candidate such as O'Donnell is actually a slut destroys her base.

:facepalm:
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

O'Donnell is toast, and is already jabbering about suing.   :lulz:
Molon Lube

Requia ☣

Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 12:37:06 AM
O'Donnell is toast, and is already jabbering about suing.   :lulz:

Hell yes.  Maybe they'll let camera's into the courtroom.
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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Requia ☣ on November 03, 2010, 01:30:21 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 12:37:06 AM
O'Donnell is toast, and is already jabbering about suing.   :lulz:

Hell yes.  Maybe they'll let camera's into the courtroom.

:lulz:

God doesn't like us that much.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Iason Ouabache on October 29, 2010, 04:44:39 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 29, 2010, 02:12:24 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on October 29, 2010, 01:22:00 AM
Quote from: Cain on October 28, 2010, 11:07:49 PM
O'Donnell is a "born-again virgin", does not wax her lady parts, anonymous source reports

http://gawker.com/5674353/


I hate admitting this but she would be adorable if it weren't for the batshit crazy part.

I'd have a one-night stand with her.  :lulz:
Did you miss the part of the story where she is an insufferable cocktease?

Wait, how is SHE a cocktease when he's the one who rolled over and went to sleep after taking her panties off? Sounds like the dude's the tease.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Iason Ouabache

Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on November 03, 2010, 04:45:10 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on October 29, 2010, 04:44:39 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 29, 2010, 02:12:24 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on October 29, 2010, 01:22:00 AM
Quote from: Cain on October 28, 2010, 11:07:49 PM
O'Donnell is a "born-again virgin", does not wax her lady parts, anonymous source reports

http://gawker.com/5674353/


I hate admitting this but she would be adorable if it weren't for the batshit crazy part.

I'd have a one-night stand with her.  :lulz:
Did you miss the part of the story where she is an insufferable cocktease?

Wait, how is SHE a cocktease when he's the one who rolled over and went to sleep after taking her panties off? Sounds like the dude's the tease.

FTFA:

QuoteChristine was a decent kisser, but as soon as soon as her clothes came off and she was naked in my bed, Christine informed me that she was a virgin.

Dictionary definition of a cocktease.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Golden Applesauce on November 02, 2010, 06:38:56 PM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on November 02, 2010, 06:17:02 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on November 02, 2010, 05:45:12 PM

Its one thing to say "Look, this woman came to my house, we drank, partied and ended up naked in bed together... She is a hypocrite." And saying "She's a Cougar, has a hairy bush and doesn't put out... and look how cool I was when I told her I wasn't interested."

Its one thing to expose hypocrisy. its another to do so in a way that is explicitly denigrating the person involved.

Where is all this abusive "denigration" of O'Donnell? The worst I read in his article was, "When her underwear came off, I immediately noticed that the waxing trend had completely passed her by." That's what constitutes a burn these days? "Cougar" and "hairy bush"?

FFS.

Actually, yeah.  It's not that offensive to us as certified Perverts, but among mainstream conservative USA, anything abnormal (like not waxing, or whatever) is gross and disgusting.  One of my roommates girlfriends asked for anal in bed - and he broke up with her, and now shares that story at every opportunity as a "man, good thing I got out of that relationship" story with other bros.  And the other guys universally laugh and agree.

OK, so I have a hard time keeping up with Conservative America. Is not having a Brazilian now as risque as having one was five years ago? Are good right-wing Christian matrons totally getting their pussies waxed?

What I'm asking is whether this means Laura Bush has a naked coot.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on November 03, 2010, 04:56:56 AM
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on November 02, 2010, 06:38:56 PM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on November 02, 2010, 06:17:02 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on November 02, 2010, 05:45:12 PM

Its one thing to say "Look, this woman came to my house, we drank, partied and ended up naked in bed together... She is a hypocrite." And saying "She's a Cougar, has a hairy bush and doesn't put out... and look how cool I was when I told her I wasn't interested."

Its one thing to expose hypocrisy. its another to do so in a way that is explicitly denigrating the person involved.

Where is all this abusive "denigration" of O'Donnell? The worst I read in his article was, "When her underwear came off, I immediately noticed that the waxing trend had completely passed her by." That's what constitutes a burn these days? "Cougar" and "hairy bush"?

FFS.

Actually, yeah.  It's not that offensive to us as certified Perverts, but among mainstream conservative USA, anything abnormal (like not waxing, or whatever) is gross and disgusting.  One of my roommates girlfriends asked for anal in bed - and he broke up with her, and now shares that story at every opportunity as a "man, good thing I got out of that relationship" story with other bros.  And the other guys universally laugh and agree.

OK, so I have a hard time keeping up with Conservative America. Is not having a Brazilian now as risque as having one was five years ago? Are good right-wing Christian matrons totally getting their pussies waxed?

What I'm asking is whether this means Laura Bush has a naked coot.

You're going to hell for that.

:vom:
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cramulus on November 02, 2010, 07:54:00 PM
running for senator or not, I think it's kind of gross to publicly shame unmarried people for having one night stands

I mean yeah, it betrays the virginal image she fails to project, but slut-shaming her? weeeak

It's only relevant if she's actually promoting anti-sex legislation. If she is, her hypocrisy is very relevant to her campaign.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 05:00:35 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on November 03, 2010, 04:56:56 AM
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on November 02, 2010, 06:38:56 PM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on November 02, 2010, 06:17:02 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on November 02, 2010, 05:45:12 PM

Its one thing to say "Look, this woman came to my house, we drank, partied and ended up naked in bed together... She is a hypocrite." And saying "She's a Cougar, has a hairy bush and doesn't put out... and look how cool I was when I told her I wasn't interested."

Its one thing to expose hypocrisy. its another to do so in a way that is explicitly denigrating the person involved.

Where is all this abusive "denigration" of O'Donnell? The worst I read in his article was, "When her underwear came off, I immediately noticed that the waxing trend had completely passed her by." That's what constitutes a burn these days? "Cougar" and "hairy bush"?

FFS.

Actually, yeah.  It's not that offensive to us as certified Perverts, but among mainstream conservative USA, anything abnormal (like not waxing, or whatever) is gross and disgusting.  One of my roommates girlfriends asked for anal in bed - and he broke up with her, and now shares that story at every opportunity as a "man, good thing I got out of that relationship" story with other bros.  And the other guys universally laugh and agree.

OK, so I have a hard time keeping up with Conservative America. Is not having a Brazilian now as risque as having one was five years ago? Are good right-wing Christian matrons totally getting their pussies waxed?

What I'm asking is whether this means Laura Bush has a naked coot.

You're going to hell for that.

:vom:

:thanks:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cramulus on November 02, 2010, 08:00:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 02, 2010, 07:56:00 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 02, 2010, 07:54:00 PM
running for senator or not, I think it's kind of gross to publicly shame unmarried people for having one night stands

I mean yeah, it betrays the virginal image she fails to project, but slut-shaming her? weeeak

Um, Cram, it's politics.  It's a race to the bottom, and has been since Andrew Jackson's day.

ANYTHING goes, AFAIC.  And it's not like the teabaggers have been models of restraint in this department, right?

what if this were an article about O'Donnell having nigger blood?

That might be relevant if she was advocating racist legislation.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on November 03, 2010, 05:02:31 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 02, 2010, 07:54:00 PM
running for senator or not, I think it's kind of gross to publicly shame unmarried people for having one night stands

I mean yeah, it betrays the virginal image she fails to project, but slut-shaming her? weeeak

It's only relevant if she's actually promoting anti-sex legislation. If she is, her hypocrisy is very relevant to her campaign.

Fun thing is, she never actually promoted anything other than the static-y noises in her head.

"I'll answer your questions after I'm a senator."
- Christine O'Donnell

Incidentally, her twin fruitcake, Sharron Angle, also got stomped at the polls.
Molon Lube

Epimetheus

Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 05:08:53 AM
"I'll answer your questions after I'm a senator."
- Christine O'Donnell
:x
*googles it*
You sure that's not Angle you're quoting?
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