Attn: Cramulus

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

RAT WILL BE AN EVIL OVERLORD!
GIVE RAT THE BUTTON!
RAT WILL KICKBAN ALL TROLLS ^{AND ALL PEOPLE THAT DON'T EAT A HOT DOG ON FRIDAY}!

[Doktor Howl]

RAT WILL BE AN EVIL OVERLORD!
GIVE RAT THE BUTTON!
RAT WILL KICKBAN ALL TROLLS ^{AND ALL PEOPLE THAT DON'T EAT A HOT DOG ON FRIDAY}!

It's all fun and games until a Paladin comes along and slays you...

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

RAT WILL BE AN EVIL OVERLORD!
GIVE RAT THE BUTTON!
RAT WILL KICKBAN ALL TROLLS ^{AND ALL PEOPLE THAT DON'T EAT A HOT DOG ON FRIDAY}!

It's all fun and games until a Paladin comes along and slays you...

RAT WILL KICKBAN PALADINS, ROGUES, RANGERS, WIZARDS, SORCERERS AND GODDAMNED BARBARIANS!

Unless they eat hot dogs on Friday, sans bun.

[Doktor Howl]

RAT WILL BE AN EVIL OVERLORD!
GIVE RAT THE BUTTON!
RAT WILL KICKBAN ALL TROLLS ^{AND ALL PEOPLE THAT DON'T EAT A HOT DOG ON FRIDAY}!

It's all fun and games until a Paladin comes along and slays you...

RAT WILL KICKBAN PALADINS, ROGUES, RANGERS, WIZARDS, SORCERERS AND GODDAMNED BARBARIANS!

Unless they eat hot dogs on Friday, sans bun.

They'll wear you down, man.  Like a pack of 99 bonobos pulling down a hyena.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

RAT WILL BE AN EVIL OVERLORD!
GIVE RAT THE BUTTON!
RAT WILL KICKBAN ALL TROLLS ^{AND ALL PEOPLE THAT DON'T EAT A HOT DOG ON FRIDAY}!

It's all fun and games until a Paladin comes along and slays you...

RAT WILL KICKBAN PALADINS, ROGUES, RANGERS, WIZARDS, SORCERERS AND GODDAMNED BARBARIANS!

Unless they eat hot dogs on Friday, sans bun.

They'll wear you down, man.  Like a pack of 99 bonobos pulling down a hyena.

The trick with bonobos is to grab them by the dick. Its their way of being friends.

[Adios]

I was going to respond to Rat, but, well, it came out all wrong. 

[East Coast Hustle]

I AM!




but I'm just the audience, anyway. carry on!

Please feel free to join the Fuck You parade then. I am sick to death of the fucking judgment being passed around here. Judge away asswipes.

dude, you started the thread. pot calling kettle much?

FFS.

[Doktor Howl]

I AM!




but I'm just the audience, anyway. carry on!

Please feel free to join the Fuck You parade then. I am sick to death of the fucking judgment being passed around here. Judge away asswipes.

dude, you started the thread. pot calling kettle much?

FFS.

"Bob" had a thing or two to say about this.

[East Coast Hustle]

It's important to have as many people registered here as possible, regardless of the quality. C'mon, you guys, an audience of retards is better than no audience at all, right?

RIGHT?

actually, yeah, it is. I don't see much point in coming here to talk to the same 20 people all the time. this place needs new blood and sometimes that means putting up with 50 dipshits to find the one worthwhile new poster. If that's a problem for anyone, maybe they should call whine-one-one.

[Doktor Howl]

It's important to have as many people registered here as possible, regardless of the quality. C'mon, you guys, an audience of retards is better than no audience at all, right?

RIGHT?

actually, yeah, it is. I don't see much point in coming here to talk to the same 20 people all the time. this place needs new blood and sometimes that means putting up with 50 dipshits to find the one worthwhile new poster. If that's a problem for anyone, maybe they should call whine-one-one.

I seem to remember you saying once that you'd rather have 20 good users than 100 idiots.

Just saying.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I'M GONNA KICK EVERYONE IN THE NADS!!!

IN!

THE!

NADS!

BUT FIRST....

Kitty



wait.... did you just say whine-one-one??

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFHAHA!

[East Coast Hustle]

It's important to have as many people registered here as possible, regardless of the quality. C'mon, you guys, an audience of retards is better than no audience at all, right?

RIGHT?

actually, yeah, it is. I don't see much point in coming here to talk to the same 20 people all the time. this place needs new blood and sometimes that means putting up with 50 dipshits to find the one worthwhile new poster. If that's a problem for anyone, maybe they should call whine-one-one.

I seem to remember you saying once that you'd rather have 20 good users than 100 idiots.

Just saying.

yeah, but those two things aren't mutually exclusive. And I have the right to change my mind, if they are. The real asstards tend to either smarten up after a while or weed themselves out, but if they're all chased off preemptively then we're going to be losing people that would otherwise have become contributing members.

[Doktor Howl]

yeah, but those two things aren't mutually exclusive. And I have the right to change my mind, if they are.

Fair enough. 

The real asstards tend to either smarten up after a while or weed themselves out, but if they're all chased off preemptively then we're going to be losing people that would otherwise have become contributing members.

Okay.  In any case, I've already stated ad nauseum that I'm done with being the "Unwelcome Wagon", and have no further interest in hazing noobs or weeding out returning fucktards (unless they out themselves).  All traditions eventually end (except in the British Navy), and I don't see why this has to be an exception.

Dok,
Is ready for a great big love-in, which is sure to come.

[Adios]

I AM!




but I'm just the audience, anyway. carry on!

Please feel free to join the Fuck You parade then. I am sick to death of the fucking judgment being passed around here. Judge away asswipes.

dude, you started the thread. pot calling kettle much?

FFS.

And so? Oh, right, my fucking hive mind is busted again. Oh fuck.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

A secret part of me is wishing that Dok was out in public with his laptop, gawking at that picture of Blinky up there, and behind him is some toothless weirdo passing by thinking--
     "The hell? Is this man lookin at kitties? Why is this man lookin at kitties???"