A proclamation unto Massholes

[Doktor Howl]

Tucsonia would like to take this moment to announce its neutrality.

This is purely a New England internal affair.

Oh, absolutely.

However, given that we ARE not only a red state, but a whackjob insane state, we'd like to offer both sides a hell of a deal on some fine weaponry, with easy credit terms, and prices that are just out of this world.

[Eater of Clowns]

Tucsonia would like to take this moment to announce its neutrality.

This is unexpected, and far more terrifying than an outright act of war.

Who won WWII, EoC?

THAT DEPENDS ON YOUR DEFINITION OF "WON" AND "WWII"!

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[Nephew Twiddleton]

Tucsonia would like to take this moment to announce its neutrality.

This is purely a New England internal affair.

Oh, absolutely.

However, given that we ARE not only a red state, but a whackjob insane state, we'd like to offer both sides a hell of a deal on some fine weaponry, with easy credit terms, and prices that are just out of this world.

Your proposal intrigues me. I shall take it under consideration.

[Doktor Howl]

Tucsonia would like to take this moment to announce its neutrality.

This is unexpected, and far more terrifying than an outright act of war.

Who won WWII, EoC?

THAT DEPENDS ON YOUR DEFINITION OF "WON" AND "WWII"!

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Switzerland won, no matter what your definitions are.

[Doktor Howl]

Tucsonia would like to take this moment to announce its neutrality.

This is purely a New England internal affair.

Oh, absolutely.

However, given that we ARE not only a red state, but a whackjob insane state, we'd like to offer both sides a hell of a deal on some fine weaponry, with easy credit terms, and prices that are just out of this world.

Your proposal intrigues me. I shall take it under consideration.

You'd better move fast.  The other guys are sending me a PO for 3 trainloads.

We have a special on napalm and flechettes.

[Richter]

Tucsonia would like to take this moment to announce its neutrality.

This is purely a New England internal affair.

Oh, absolutely.

However, given that we ARE not only a red state, but a whackjob insane state, we'd like to offer both sides a hell of a deal on some fine weaponry, with easy credit terms, and prices that are just out of this world.

Send me the whole catalog please.  I can provide payment in the form of liquid capital, credit with Richterran forgeworks, or my longstanding arrangement with Manny's Tranny's.

[Doktor Howl]

Tucsonia would like to take this moment to announce its neutrality.

This is purely a New England internal affair.

Oh, absolutely.

However, given that we ARE not only a red state, but a whackjob insane state, we'd like to offer both sides a hell of a deal on some fine weaponry, with easy credit terms, and prices that are just out of this world.

Send me the whole catalog please.  I can provide payment in the form of liquid capital, credit with Richterran forgeworks, or my longstanding arrangement with Manny's Tranny's.

Hmmm...We ARE a little short of trannys right now.

And dog, we heard you like bayonets...So we made a bayonet that fits on your bayonet, so you can stab while you stab!  $29.95/unit, volume discounts available.