ATTN: PD! RE; DOK HOWL & CHARLEY BROWN - SIREN SONG ALERT!!!

[East Coast Hustle]

IF I WANTED YOU TO BE NICE I'D TAKE YOU ON A DATE TO GAIA ONLINE.

I've decided to suck your dick without adding my own original opinion to this thread.


Or not.


Dok and Hawk rhyme.

It's OK when it's my dick.

ECH,
doesn't practice what he preaches because he's not the type of person he preaches to

[Adios]

IF I WANTED YOU TO BE NICE I'D TAKE YOU ON A DATE TO GAIA ONLINE.

I've decided to suck your dick without adding my own original opinion to this thread.


Or not.


Dok and Hawk rhyme.

It's OK when it's my dick.

ECH,
doesn't practice what he preaches because he's not the type of person he preaches to

[East Coast Hustle]

In all fairness, Dok gets the credit for that line. I cribbed it from him years ago.

[the last yatto]

It dates back to the Night of Slack, a devival that was so public access they killed "Bob"

[Doktor Howl]

I just don't think you fuckers appreciate the effort it took for two drug addled old men to maintain the level of concentration and consistency we displayed here last night.

This is true.  I burned through a week's worth of Geritol in one night.

[Doktor Howl]

In all fairness, Dok gets the credit for that line. I cribbed it from him years ago.

And in all fairness, I swiped it from Philo Drummond.

[E.O.T.]

Hey, let's start another pointless thread about drama that doesn't even need to exist. Maybe we can get this one to 10 or 20 pages and start a dozen other similarly stupid and inflammatory threads until half of apple talk is nothing but pointless whining about an issue that, in all reality, never existed in the first place.

If we're really lucky, a half-dozen posters will immediately jump in to verbally suck someone's dick without even adding their own original thoughts to the thread.

WELL

          you sea fairing soon to maybe be texan possibly future republican, i like to call such a creative thread, "having fun". as a response from what i'd read all over the board by those two old pernicious kinids last night. from what i've read upon my return, i'd say if this thread reaches ten pages it'll be 35-40% you, ranting like a scurvy freak.

IMO

          this thread could have been locked after the first response, because Sir James, who actually got it, pretty much summed it up.

ALSO

          DON'T LOOK INTO THEIR EYES!! THEY'LL TURN YOU TO STONE!!!

[Doktor Howl]

I just ate corn.

I'll be shitting kernels for a week.

[Iason Ouabache]

In all fairness, Dok gets the credit for that line. I cribbed it from him years ago.

And in all fairness, I swiped it from Philo Drummond.

I was going to guess Newt Gingrich.

[Adios]

I just ate corn.

I'll be shitting kernels for a week.

At my age I shit dust.

[Doktor Howl]

I just ate corn.

I'll be shitting kernels for a week.

At my age I shit dust.

At your age, you can't eat corn to begin with.

[Payne]

I just ate corn.

I'll be shitting kernels for a week.

At my age I shit dust.

At your age, you can't eat corn to begin with.

At my age, I eat corn, just to piss you old bastards off.

[Doktor Howl]

I just ate corn.

I'll be shitting kernels for a week.

At my age I shit dust.

At your age, you can't eat corn to begin with.

At my age, I eat corn, just to piss you old bastards off.

At my age, I eat corn and similar foods, just to block up my system and gas everyone around me with the vile and unnatural emanations from my ass.

[Payne]

I just ate corn.

I'll be shitting kernels for a week.

At my age I shit dust.

At your age, you can't eat corn to begin with.

At my age, I eat corn, just to piss you old bastards off.

At my age, I eat corn and similar foods, just to block up my system and gas everyone around me with the vile and unnatural emanations from my ass.

[Adios]

I just ate corn.

I'll be shitting kernels for a week.

At my age I shit dust.

At your age, you can't eat corn to begin with.

At my age, I eat corn, just to piss you old bastards off.

At my age, I eat corn and similar foods, just to block up my system and gas everyone around me with the vile and unnatural emanations from my ass.

Howl wins.