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Discordia: 3rd best religion ever

Started by Rumckle, October 21, 2010, 09:15:41 AM

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Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 21, 2010, 09:19:46 PM
Quote from: Punmeister Meisterpunner on October 21, 2010, 08:44:25 PM
I think Discordianism and SG are similar, for sure, but I think they are different enough at the same time.

Also, didn't Mark Mothersbaugh more or less renounce his membership in the SG?  I thought I read that somewhere. 

Yes, they are totally different, in the same way Episcopalianism is different from Christianity.

Yes, and notwithstanding popular belief... they both formed independently.
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

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AFK

Ah, I'm probably just making it up.  Probably swamp gas or sun flare or some other mundane cosmic phenomenon. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: Punmeister Meisterpunner on October 21, 2010, 09:41:31 PM
Ah, I'm probably just making it up.  Probably swamp gas or sun flare or some other mundane cosmic phenomenon. 

DAMN THAT SWAMP GAS!!!!

Besides, who's gonna believe a Sub Genius when they say they aren't a Sub Genius anymore?
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Telarus

Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 21, 2010, 05:57:05 PM
Quote from: Commander Remington on October 21, 2010, 04:13:55 PM
The Church of the Subgenius is really just an offshoot of Discordianism.

Discordia takes 1st and 3rd place, by right of Apostolic Succession!

This.

As much as it would cause wailings and nashings of teeth in some sects, this.

Rat: Once the two where aware of each other (which at this point happened really earlier in their existences), there was no untangling the tar-baby from the tar-baby.
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AFK

If the Spaghetti Monsters isn't gluten-free, I don't want anything to do with him. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cain

We also effectively destroyed the Church of Google in righteous jihad, so we should take their spot as well.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: Cain on October 22, 2010, 01:58:09 PM
We also effectively destroyed the Church of Google in righteous jihad, so we should take their spot as well.

D/N/T The Golden Apple Corps!
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Stelpa

The Church Of Google is cute. BUT I STILL HAVE FAITH SO THEY ARE WRONG AND WE ARE RIGHT.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: nekk on October 24, 2010, 03:07:50 AM
The Church Of Google is cute. BUT I STILL HAVE FAITH SO THEY ARE WRONG AND WE ARE RIGHT.

The Church of Google is dildoes and chodes.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Telarus

Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 24, 2010, 07:46:38 AM
Quote from: nekk on October 24, 2010, 03:07:50 AM
The Church Of Google is cute. BUT I STILL HAVE FAITH SO THEY ARE WRONG AND WE ARE RIGHT.

The Church of Google isNEEDS MOAR dildoes and chodes.
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Remington

Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 24, 2010, 07:46:38 AM
Quote from: nekk on October 24, 2010, 03:07:50 AM
The Church Of Google is cute. BUT I STILL HAVE FAITH SO THEY ARE WRONG AND WE ARE RIGHT.

The Church of Google is dildoes and chodes.
I still get regular email spam from that place. I'm assuming that it's been completely taken over by spambots by now.
Is it plugged in?

Doktor Howl

Quote from: nekk on October 24, 2010, 03:07:50 AM
The Church Of Google is cute. BUT I STILL HAVE FAITH SO THEY ARE WRONG AND WE ARE RIGHT.

The Church of Google is run by a pedo.  Just saying.
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Requia ☣

We should go visit all the other religions on the list.
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Remington

Quote from: Requia ☣ on October 25, 2010, 11:10:08 PM
We should go visit all the other religions on the list.
I'm rather interested as to how a Discordia - SubGenius trolling mission would turn out.
Is it plugged in?

Telarus

That reminds me, I wonder how that Devo social networking site is turning out. Haven't gone there for a while. Lots of SubGs there.
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