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Snappy Discordian Slogans Needed.

Started by Salty, October 22, 2010, 01:27:08 AM

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Salty

October 22, 2010, 01:27:08 AM
Well, wanted anyway.

Cross posting 'cause, you know, I'm making signs tonight and want to see if you spags want to join the fun and Apple Talk is where the Hot Action is.
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=22907.0
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Golden Applesauce

#1
October 22, 2010, 02:16:43 AM
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/

Has most (all?) of the memebombs posted in the memebomb thread, but you can just see the top rated ones instead of digging through that entire fucking thread.

Personally, I like "A belief is just a thought you keep having." and "A conclusion is just where you stopped thinking."
Q: How regularly do you hire 8th graders?
A: We have hired a number of FORMER 8th graders.

Salty

#2
October 22, 2010, 04:51:25 AM
I like those as well. Also "All fanatics MUST DIE!" seems appropriate for the situation.
However, it seems my second, the one who is not a Discordian in an way, doesn't want to any such memebombs used 'cause she doesn't want to...well I'm not sure.
Avoid one message while maintaining another, I suppose.

I am willing to let it go since she's done much of, ok MOST of, the footwork and made this take tangible shape. We have little hats with sheep ears on them.

"I'm not Dave" was met with resounding success.

So I may be able to muscle in some more absurdism.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

the last yatto

#3
October 23, 2010, 12:21:57 AM
Maybe she's secretly a concordian,


BAN CHAOS might be on her wavelength
Or BE SEEING YOU
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

the last yatto

#4
October 23, 2010, 12:29:27 AM
Questions are a burden to others;
Answers a prison for oneself
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

BadBeast

#5
October 25, 2010, 01:43:36 AM
*Fingers in ears* "Na nah, na naaah nah"!
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Ob_Portu

#6
October 27, 2010, 02:17:32 PM
SEFFD
Satisfaction.Empowers.Freedom.From.Discontent.
I'm not crazy, I'm perturbed.

bugmenоt

#7
October 27, 2010, 03:05:51 PM
DISCORDIANS: Make them disappear completely by going offline.

Cramulus

#8
October 27, 2010, 03:13:45 PM












Ob_Portu

#9
October 27, 2010, 03:44:06 PM
I am a golden apple.
I'm not crazy, I'm perturbed.

the last yatto

#10
October 27, 2010, 10:06:12 PM
^ PD.com we are with stupid
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Don Coyote

#11
October 29, 2010, 06:51:24 AM
Quote from: Weltbürger on October 27, 2010, 03:05:51 PM
DISCORDIANSWeltbürge: Make them him disappear completely by going offline.
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