How Discordianism Got Me a Free Cup of Coffee

[Doktor Howl]

But it's totally awesome to give girls who work at crappy fast food places a hard time. 

I mean, it's not like people who work fast food are really people.

They're the help.

[Suu]

I would just like to point out that we did, in fact, offer to pay for it, and she said not to worry about it. We didn't demand it be free or drive away cackling. It was sort of a "Hey, that was a neat trick!" moment.

I highly doubt with the amount of sheer volume that Dunkin does in these parts that they're miss the 3 cents that cup of coffee cost them.



...And I've totally stolen cups of coffee from the Jacob Javits Center concession stands. At $5 a pop, you'd think they'd staff better. So...wanna call the NYPD and let them know?

[Suu]

I also just ate Nazi pizza. Does this mean I get tried for war crimes?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Oetker

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I also just ate Nazi pizza. Does this mean I get tried for war crimes?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Oetker

Pizza that is made from the tears and misery of a thousand generations and more than likely braided together like straw mats from the back hair of a silver back gorilla?


naww...

[Suu]

I'm sure someone will call me anti-semitic for it.



*waits*

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I would just like to point out that we did, in fact, offer to pay for it, and she said not to worry about it. We didn't demand it be free or drive away cackling. It was sort of a "Hey, that was a neat trick!" moment.

I highly doubt with the amount of sheer volume that Dunkin does in these parts that they're miss the 3 cents that cup of coffee cost them.



...And I've totally stolen cups of coffee from the Jacob Javits Center concession stands. At $5 a pop, you'd think they'd staff better. So...wanna call the NYPD and let them know?

Oh, it's not the free coffee. That's not stealing, and i have no problem with that. I probably handed out hundreds of free cups when I was a barista, just because I thought someone was nice or funny or maybe having a bad day and needed a perk. It's the gloating over putting one over on a Dunkin' Donuts employee. "Like a deer in the headlights".

Anyone who actually feels better about themselves because they've confused a fast food employee, or made a fast food employee go "oh, fuck, not that asshole again" when they see them approach, is a douche. Plain and simple. It's not that there was a crime against humanity, or even, really,  more than a trivial inconvenience. There was just... gloating... over confusing a clerk at the Dunkin' Donuts drivethrough. It's not as pathetic as bragging about stealing food from Taco Bell, but it's close... it's the kind of  thing you'd only expect from the type of baseball-hat wearing chode who borrows money from his girlfriend.

[Suu]

I would just like to point out that we did, in fact, offer to pay for it, and she said not to worry about it. We didn't demand it be free or drive away cackling. It was sort of a "Hey, that was a neat trick!" moment.

I highly doubt with the amount of sheer volume that Dunkin does in these parts that they're miss the 3 cents that cup of coffee cost them.



...And I've totally stolen cups of coffee from the Jacob Javits Center concession stands. At $5 a pop, you'd think they'd staff better. So...wanna call the NYPD and let them know?

Oh, it's not the free coffee. That's not stealing, and i have no problem with that. I probably handed out hundreds of free cups when I was a barista, just because I thought someone was nice or funny or maybe having a bad day and needed a perk. It's the gloating over putting one over on a Dunkin' Donuts employee. "Like a deer in the headlights".

Anyone who actually feels better about themselves because they've confused a fast food employee, or made a fast food employee go "oh, fuck, not that asshole again" when they see them approach, is a douche. Plain and simple. It's not that there was a crime against humanity, or even, really,  more than a trivial inconvenience. There was just... gloating... over confusing a clerk at the Dunkin' Donuts drivethrough. It's not as pathetic as bragging about stealing food from Taco Bell, but it's close... it's the kind of  thing you'd only expect from the type of baseball-hat wearing chode who borrows money from his girlfriend.

It wasn't like it was planned. You're making it sound like we purposely drive around trying to confuse drive thru employees for free shit, and we don't. He made a flub and then repeated it. We were fully prepared to pay for the coffee, no matter what size came out, and even though she acknowledged the order, we weren't charged because of her error. So who's fault was it? Ours for the confusion? Or her's for not doublechecking? Shit happens. She knows us and sees us all the time.

What's the point of O:M if people here actually start feeling BAD about confusing people? It was applied Discordianism at work, no harm intended.

And as for food service workers being the help, fuck you. I've worked in food service for over 10 years and you think I would stand for that? You think I would allow someone I date to have that sort of opinion? I'm that person that puts a dollar in the tip cup at coffee shops, and I can't have a laugh with my boyfriend, even an accidental one? Fuck you all.

[Doktor Howl]

It wasn't presented as an accident, Suu.  Read the OP, and then the followup after the thread derail.

I can only react to the information as it's presented to me.

[Suu]

You're right, the whole thing was premeditated. We planned it the minute we got up in the morning and GS went, "Hey, wouldn't it be cool if we fucked with the chicks at Dunkin this morning?"

Yep. We live for this shit. We're terrible people.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Sorry Suu, but your boyfriend is an asshole loser. You're far too good to be associating with the likes of him. It's not that people don't WANT to like him, because YOU like him (if you actually do like him, and aren't just staying with him out of habit and maybe guilt) it's simply that he's not likable. He says and does douchey things.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You're right, the whole thing was premeditated. We planned it the minute we got up in the morning and GS went, "Hey, wouldn't it be cool if we fucked with the chicks at Dunkin this morning?"

Yep. We live for this shit. We're terrible people.

Actually, you and your boyfriend are two separate people. HE is a terrible person. You're just along for the ride, for whatever mysterious reason.

[Doktor Howl]

You're right, the whole thing was premeditated. We planned it the minute we got up in the morning and GS went, "Hey, wouldn't it be cool if we fucked with the chicks at Dunkin this morning?"

Yep. We live for this shit. We're terrible people.

I'm not having this discussion.

Good night.

Dok,
Is more than a little sick of bickering.

[Suu]

Sorry Suu, but your boyfriend is an asshole loser. You're far too good to be associating with the likes of him. It's not that people don't WANT to like him, because YOU like him (if you actually do like him, and aren't just staying with him out of habit and maybe guilt) it's simply that he's not likable. He says and does douchey things.

Okay that's it.

Nigel, get the fucking sand out of your cunt, for fuck's sake. You've brought some rather interesting characters to this godforsaken corner of the internet and stuck by them through and through as we've ripped the living shit out of them, and if you think I've going to be a fucking nice girl anymore you got another thing comin'.

First of all, this is the goddamn internet. I don't know you. You're a woman from the other coast that makes shiny things. You've gone through way too many men in to short of a time to be healthy, and you've been through 2 shitty divorces...and you call MY boyfriend a douche and an asshole loser when you sound like the Official Hobbyhorse of Portland and feel compelled to give us the blow-by-blow in your little love life thread, which, by the way, I have never really even looked at. Why? BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE.

You don't know GS, you technically don't *know* anyone on this board, yet you trust us with intimate details?!

You have managed to somehow paint the picture of GS as this:



Which couldn't even be farther from the actual fucking truth. If you think he's an asshole, Christ, you couldn't stand an hour in Providence or any real Northeastern city. He's actually one of the most passive people I know. Shit, I would consider Richter and myself to be far more violent. He's just snarky on the board  because he wants to be.

Plus, the more you say shit like this, the more it riles him up, so keep going, I'll get the popcorn ready...actually, no. We're not going to bother. Why even GIVE you the satisfaction of an argument in type twisted and turned through a series of tubes a million times over before it crosses the country? I have more important things to worry about...like school, finishing MSY, finishing these orders and maintaining a healthy relationship, which is something you couldn't do up until lately.

Ciao, PD.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE&ob=av3e

Looks like everyone went soft or pissy lately.
Is there something in the fucking water?



Christ.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Suu, you've gotten more and more bitter and angry since you stared dating that asshole. I hate your boyfriend. He's a worthless sack of shit. I still think you're pretty cool (or, at least I did until now) and I think Richter is far, far too classy to indulge in anything the likes of what you just kicked out, but it looks like Digby is starting to rub off on you.

Sorry.

I want to add that I'm not pissed at you for saying such cunty things and sticking up for a piece of shit loser who doesn't even make you feel good about yourself, I just kind of feel sorry for you. I hope you'll eventually ditch him and take back your brain, your self-worth, and your once-strong will.