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Started by Nephew Twiddleton, October 27, 2010, 02:29:50 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#30
February 02, 2011, 01:20:38 AM
I was born to be a senior NCO.   :lulz:

Anyways, on with the first round of destruction:

CORPORAL!  FUEL TRUCKS ARE FOR THE GETTING OF FUEL, NOT FOR THE SMASHING OF CAB AND CRUSHING OF FUEL CELL.  PLEASE TO SLOW DOWN WHILE ENTERNING FUEL PARK, KTHXBYE.



SPECIALIST!  IS FOR STAYING ON ROAD DURING VEHICLE LICENSING TEST, NOT FINDING PIT.



BECAUSE IT DOES THIS TO YOUR AXLE:



PLEASE BRING BACK ALL THE WHEELS YOU SIGN OUT, KAY?



PLEASE DO NOT PARK HUMMER ON PILE OF ROCKS FROM A METER UP, HOKAY?  IS BAD FOR OIL PAN AND TRANSMISSION.  ALSO, WHERE IS EXHAUST PIPE?  WE NEED THAT.



BRADLEY IS FOR FIGHTING, NOT FOR GETTING STUCK ON STUMP.  PLEASE TO GET THE FUCKING THING OFF YOURSELF, PENROSE.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Don Coyote

#31
February 02, 2011, 01:25:13 AM
FUCK  :lulz:

Man I would have hated to be in your battalion. :lulz:

What is this? ANOTHER FUCKING FLIPL ON HIM WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY IS HE STILL ALLOWED TO DRIVE ANYTHING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Actually that would be more entertaining. No one fucking breaks shit here. They just lose shit or go AWOL. :|

MOAR

Nephew Twiddleton

#32
February 02, 2011, 01:31:34 AM
 :lulz:

Excellent!
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

*GrumpButt*

#33
February 02, 2011, 01:32:29 AM
 :lulz:
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

The Good Reverend Roger

#34
February 02, 2011, 01:38:13 AM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on February 02, 2011, 01:25:13 AM
FUCK  :lulz:

Man I would have hated to be in your battalion. :lulz:

What is this? ANOTHER FUCKING FLIPL ON HIM WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY IS HE STILL ALLOWED TO DRIVE ANYTHING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Actually that would be more entertaining. No one fucking breaks shit here. They just lose shit or go AWOL. :|

MOAR

I got an ARCOM for the smashed undercarriage, can you believe it.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#35
February 02, 2011, 01:41:05 AM
There's more, I just have to find them.

Because guess what stops a 26 ton Bradley1 M3 from driving backwards at 30MPH?

Yeah, that's right.  A 64 ton Abrams that got in your way.


1  We had the old 600HP model, not the newer 42 ton/900HP sexiness.

ETA:  Little known fact:  A diesel engine, unlike a conventional engine, will run upside down.  Fact.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#36
February 02, 2011, 01:43:36 AM
Quote from: Unqualified on February 02, 2011, 12:38:36 AM
Holy shit Roger, you look like a pulp hero.


Someone poster that shit!   :lulz:

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Don Coyote

#37
February 02, 2011, 01:44:45 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 02, 2011, 01:38:13 AM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on February 02, 2011, 01:25:13 AM
FUCK  :lulz:

Man I would have hated to be in your battalion. :lulz:

What is this? ANOTHER FUCKING FLIPL ON HIM WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY IS HE STILL ALLOWED TO DRIVE ANYTHING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Actually that would be more entertaining. No one fucking breaks shit here. They just lose shit or go AWOL. :|

MOAR

I got an ARCOM for the smashed undercarriage, can you believe it.   :lulz:

THE FUCK :eek:

I totally should have requested to moved to one of the infantry units when I first got to Lewis. You guys have too much fun.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 02, 2011, 01:41:05 AM
There's more, I just have to find them.

Because guess what stops a 26 ton Bradley1 M3 from driving backwards at 30MPH?

Yeah, that's right.  A 64 ton Abrams that got in your way.


1  We had the old 600HP model, not the newer 42 ton/900HP sexiness.

ETA:  Little known fact:  A diesel engine, unlike a conventional engine, will run upside down.  Fact.

I am at a loss for words.

The Wizard

#38
February 02, 2011, 02:37:19 AM
Quote from: TGRRSomeone poster that shit! 

Here ya go.

Insanity we trust.

The Good Reverend Roger

#39
February 02, 2011, 02:47:51 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Telarus

#40
February 02, 2011, 04:55:44 AM Last Edit: February 02, 2011, 07:21:00 AM by Telarus
Found some cool stuff here to work with: http://conceptships.blogspot.com


I think your Serenity game talk inspired this, check it out.



edit: fixed a typo
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(0o)  Tender to the Edible Zen Garden, Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times,
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Don Coyote

#41
February 02, 2011, 05:09:48 AM
I was thinking about adding something about Mind Lasers to the zeppelin one....but damn. 

Cuddlefish

#42
February 02, 2011, 06:19:46 PM
I would post pics of baby-dimo, but I sprung fully grown from my fathers forehead.

A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

The Good Reverend Roger

#43
February 02, 2011, 06:56:47 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on February 02, 2011, 06:19:46 PM
I would post pics of baby-dimo, but I sprung fully grown from my fathers forehead.



Punk rockers are not supposed to be classically educated.

You have to choose.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#44
February 02, 2011, 06:57:56 PM
HEY!
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