How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass

[the last yatto]

Or 

[Doktor Howl]

I'm honestly curious, Peleus...Why do you do shit like that?  In your warped little head, did you think it would somehow help the situation?  Or do you get a thrill out of making a bad situation worse?

Or do you just get kicks out of humiliating people who make the mistake of considering you a friend?

Help me out, here.  I really want to know what possessed you to do that.

[the last yatto]

I've been on the other end, a lot of Thetis friends were telling her to dump me. I've never cheated on her, or even hit her. Except one time I had roid rage (doctor gave me them after i had found out I was alleric to sulfer and didn't tell me that was a possible side effect) in which I had bitten her hand during an arguement.

Should have learned from that tarot reading to give up my suit of armor

[Doktor Howl]

I've been on the other end, a lot of Thetis friends were telling her to dump me. I've never cheated on her, or even hit her. Except one time I had roid rage (doctor gave me them after i had found out I was alleric to sulfer and didn't tell me that was a possible side effect) in which I had bitten her hand during an arguement.

Should have learned from that tarot reading to give up my suit of armor

Okay, you're a loony.  I suppose that's as good an excuse as any.

[Jimmy Chitwood]

roid rage induced girlfriend biting or GTFO

[Doktor Howl]

"or even hit her."

That's quite an accomplishment there, Yatto.

You should be very proud.

[Jimmy Chitwood]

"or even hit her."

That's quite an accomplishment there, Yatto.

You should be very proud.

My stomach hurts so fucking bad right now i cant stop laughing gotta log off bye

[Doktor Howl]

"or even hit her."

That's quite an accomplishment there, Yatto.

You should be very proud.

My stomach hurts so fucking bad right now i cant stop laughing gotta log off bye

I'll miss you.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

"or even hit her."

That's quite an accomplishment there, Yatto.

You should be very proud.

My stomach hurts so fucking bad right now i cant stop laughing gotta log off bye

I'll miss you.

22 posts to go....

[the last yatto]

not too many males can say they never hit someone of the other gender

So

[The Wizard]

not too many males can say they never hit someone of the other gender

You're a first class dirtbag, you know that?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

not too many males can say they never hit someone of the other gender

So

Never ever? Or never as adults?

[Cainad (dec.)]

not too many males can say they never hit someone of the other gender

So

You're right. There will never be "too many" men who can say they've never hit a woman. That particular demographic figure will always be "not enough".

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

not too many males can say they never hit someone of the other gender

So

You're right. There will never be "too many" men who can say they've never hit a woman. That particular demographic figure will always be "not enough".

[Faust]

Fucking hell, If not hitting her is high on your list of relationship achievements then it doesn't sound like you have an awful lot going for that relationship.

Its not the kind of thing that should spring to mind.