How Discordianism Got Me a Free Case of the Crabs.

[Doktor Howl]

First I then I accidentally the wrong side of town - this is the whole thing, keep in mind - then I drank most of the and then woke up under a table at the meatrack with crabs the size of dobermans.

Mistress Freeky and Nurse Enabler say it's my own fault for not wearing a regulation mouth guard like OSHA says, and that they won't come within 100 meters of me until I take a bath in kerosense.  They have at least had the decency to smash escaping crabs with blacksmiths mallets and chisels, but they got really mad about how the crabs chewed their way out of my leather underwear.  

Freeky says I can't have underwear anymore until I learn how to take care of it, and Enabler says she's about to shoot me in the crotch with buckshot just to be safe.

And then they smacked my bitch up.  

[LMNO]

AGAIN?

[Doktor Howl]

AGAIN?

It's a Tucson thing, and I really can't help myself.  I just get all dizzy and feeling confused, and then I wake up in a leather harness with some horrible bacteria stomping up and down my urinary tract singing The Internationale.

[Freeky]

AGAIN?

It's a Tucson thing, and I really can't help myself.  I just get all dizzy and feeling confused, and then I wake up in a leather harness with some horrible bacteria stomping up and down my urinary tract singing The Internationale.

Well, if you wouldn't go to those "operas" (hem hem) instead of just the opera maybe this wouldn't be a problem.

[Richter]

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

First I then I accidentally the wrong side of town - this is the whole thing, keep in mind - then I drank most of the and then woke up under a table at the meatrack with crabs the size of dobermans.

Mistress Freeky and Nurse Enabler say it's my own fault for not wearing a regulation mouth guard like OSHA says, and that they won't come within 100 meters of me until I take a bath in kerosense.  They have at least had the decency to smash escaping crabs with blacksmiths mallets and chisels, but they got really mad about how the crabs chewed their way out of my leather underwear.  

Freeky says I can't have underwear anymore until I learn how to take care of it, and Enabler says she's about to shoot me in the crotch with buckshot just to be safe.

And then they smacked my bitch up.  

I was reading with my jaw hanging open then I read the bolded and poomped from larfing

[Doktor Howl]

First I then I accidentally the wrong side of town - this is the whole thing, keep in mind - then I drank most of the and then woke up under a table at the meatrack with crabs the size of dobermans.

Mistress Freeky and Nurse Enabler say it's my own fault for not wearing a regulation mouth guard like OSHA says, and that they won't come within 100 meters of me until I take a bath in kerosense.  They have at least had the decency to smash escaping crabs with blacksmiths mallets and chisels, but they got really mad about how the crabs chewed their way out of my leather underwear.  

Freeky says I can't have underwear anymore until I learn how to take care of it, and Enabler says she's about to shoot me in the crotch with buckshot just to be safe.

And then they smacked my bitch up.  

I was reading with my jaw hanging open then I read the bolded and poomped from larfing

LAUGH AT MY MISFORTUNE!  GO AHEAD!

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Laughing at others' misfortunes is my superpower, sir.