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Started by Doktor Howl, October 28, 2010, 07:41:25 PM

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I was doing it that way before everybody started thinking it was cool.
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The instructions were definitely not in english, but I'm only doing it as they showed in the illustrations!
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Because I want to get it done.  The approved method was written by people who have never done the job themselves and who don't have a clue what is and isn't required to get it done.
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I have no idea what you're talking about Dok.

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Sister_Gothique

Quote from: Phox on October 28, 2010, 08:21:03 PM
Because when I do it this way, it gives LMNO an erection.
I can see no better reason than this.
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Don Coyote

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 28, 2010, 07:41:25 PM
Why are you doing it that way, rather than by the approved method?

Dok,
Giving you a chance to state your case.

I am doing it the right way. You need to get the latest revisions. I can see that you have missed the last 12 updates to the technical manual. This is a gross breach of safety.

Sincercly,
Coyote

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Don't you know? This way is the new black. The approved method is so last year.
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This IS the proper way.

You're the one doin it wrong Mr!
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