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This Christwire.org shit is a joke.. right?

Started by Disco Pickle, October 30, 2010, 01:13:35 AM

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Disco Pickle

October 30, 2010, 01:13:35 AM
http://christwire.org/2010/03/vajazzling-the-newest-threat-to-your-college-son/

I nearly fell out of my chair.

someone tell me this is tongue in a very deep, dark brown stained cheek.
"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter." --William Ralph Inge

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Remington

#1
October 30, 2010, 07:11:50 AM
Speaking of the Onion...


Bird Hunted to Near Extinction Due to Infuriating "Fuck You" Call
http://www.theonion.com/video/bird-hunted-to-near-extinction-due-to-infuriating,18345/
Is it plugged in?

the last yatto

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October 30, 2010, 07:18:21 AM
It is America's duty to bomb Iran until it looks like a gleaming pasture of glass in the desert.  America must overthrow Chavez and free the Venezuelan people, and then drill their oil for them so that they too can proudly live in an American preserved oil region.

:lulz:
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

the last yatto

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October 30, 2010, 07:28:16 AM
Not sure now...
Standing up for their rights, millions of Iranian men and veil women took to the streets to protest the election results.  Instead of a peaceful resolution to election protest we had in America, when a dishonest Al Gore tried to steal victory from our Christian President George W. Bush, these poor Iranian citizens were met with violence.
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Kai

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October 31, 2010, 02:10:25 AM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on October 30, 2010, 01:13:35 AM
http://christwire.org/2010/03/vajazzling-the-newest-threat-to-your-college-son/

I nearly fell out of my chair.

someone tell me this is tongue in a very deep, dark brown stained cheek.

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October 31, 2010, 03:53:51 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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